had a funny interaction with a customer earlier and i think it would be best told in green text format
>28, generally seen as younger but by how much ranges.
>trans man. especially anxious about passing and my body today because a house mate threw all my binders into the wash and by the time i realized what was happening i had to go to work, binders are soaked, and so i have to get creative with layering and a friends sports bra quick
>work at a burger place, cashier today
>customer is chatting my ear off
>she tells a story about realizing her daughter was pregnant when she was here with her years ago bc she was craving pickles
>me: "oh yeah. my girlfriend gets estrogen shots sometimes and it causes her to crave pickles too."
>i don't actually remember if the pickle craving thing is true. sometimes i fabricate incorrect details of memories without realizing it and sometimes i lie to strangers for fun. i don't remember which happened here.
>her: "if she's getting estrogen shots then i suppose she's not going to get pregnant at any point"
>me: "yeah, no, it'd be a miracle if she got pregnant. i'd be pretty shocked."
>her, genuinely confused and perhaps concerned: "you look really young to have a girlfriend on estrogen. don't you want a family?"
>realize she thinks my trans girlfriend is postmenopausal and that i'm her significantly younger cis male boytoy
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