With apologies to Tom Scott

[grubshitto]

my sister sent me this about the announcement after the finale yesterday

[merlischachen]

"I am now in the snack zone"

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I am here in this special edition of Jet Lag The Game

Jet Lag: The Game — Schengen Showdown

The race kicks off to a chaotic day one as Ben and Adam make an unexpected opening move.

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here on the main deck of the Obra Dinn

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I am flying harnessed underneath a helicopter heading off into the sunset

[catchymemes]

Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

[silverjirachi]

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[corneliaavenue]

I'm fucking crying

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I am standing in front of a 399 pound Taylor Swift pumpkin named Taylor SwiftKin

[b0nkcreat]

i forgot there are people on this planet that like cave diving and i think i just found the most fear inducing youtube channel ever

[b0nkcreat]

the two guys running this account are identical twins and i can only imagine them in my head as the girls from the shining. look me in the eyes and tell me these titles are sane and normal

[b0nkcreat]

HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE .

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I am here in an underground laboratory

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[emotargaryen]

[charlesoberonn]

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

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[catchymemes]

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[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[lavalampadvocate]

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I am in my front garden admiring my giant butt plug sculpture

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Original credit to the brilliant dogmo comics

https://dogmodog.com/

[cursedtrekedits]

couldn’t have bikini kirk without bikini spock ofc

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