The Real Ora

Born in a cave, raised by a witch, half motherfucker-half sonofabitch, 25 he/him, Bi, Freelance Translator + Meat Man

[magicalastronomies]

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

[magicalastronomies]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[goth-queen]

[hellenhighwater]

Man I wish it was easier to figure out what cats want. They're so mysterious

[mushroomemoji444]

paulhiller on instagram (Taipei, Taiwan)

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[adz]

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[importantdogimages]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[duckdotcom]

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

[cryptotheism]

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

[moonbeamdagger]

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

[elodieunderglass]

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

[macleod]

[elodieunderglass]

Oh my goodness what an honor to be Calvin’s dad

[k4iriiiiii]

[dokelsss]

even more land fish