merry muffin eater

The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you can do in your life was die

[tomboftea]

- Just call me Steven. Mr Knight and Dr Grant are way to formal but they’re fun joke names

- Steven Grant fictive. Definitely from the MCU (sorry) and not the comics (sorry again)

- I’m not an RP blog so I politely ask you don’t treat me like one

- He/Him / Unlabeled? Or straight? I don’t know. I stopped caring

- I like Paleontology & some Egyptology, and my favorite color is violet or any shade of purple really

- Not a fan of “nontrauma systems” or endos or anything like that

- I hate speaking with my voice. So much. Expect me not to do it if I know you on discord

- Sorry for being an Arianator (Ariana Grande fan) I know some crimes can’t be forgiven. But it could be worse. I could be a swiftie

- Not sure what else to say here. Sorry for bad English I’m from England Bye

Last updated 11/17/25

Do people still use userboxes?

Tags I use (still editing here)

#MK (Moon Knight stuff)

#Steven is Talking (me saying things)

#Egyptology (what it sounds like)

#History Finds (general human history stuff)

#Paleo (Dinos and some Neanderthals. Kind of became a catch all term for all prehistoric things)

#Ourple (things that are purple)

#AC (animal crossing)

[khonshupropaganda]

[wadecrimson]

Ariana Grande kinda looks like what a cake pop tastes like

[tomboftea]

Big fan of this image of a nautilus pompilius. It looks really tasty for some reason. I wish I could grab it out of the sea and fry it like a shrimp and eat it

[only-cat-memes]

[cannibalchicken]

[segamascott]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[hunnydoesstuff]

Steven Grant ⏾⋆.˚ Moon Knight

[mynorthernattitude]

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[anti-willo-meiko]

who tf woke up and decided that having DID/OSDD is "qUirKY"

Can the sun fucking explode already. People's disabilities aren't something to just larp bro.

[kosmogrl]

we have to give the british their 10s for coming up with ‘what’s all this then’ because indeed what’s all this then????

[threedollarsdotcom]

soak girls in water and theyll turn into dinosaurs like those things at the supermarket

[tomboftea]

I love dinosaurs but not as much as I love my brother. But I also really love dinosaurs

[moonymellyyy]

Mrow