we're gonna crash and burn

Maddy. Region rat. Metalhead. Thespian. Musician. Dirty hippie. Kinkster. College stoner.

[lulz-time]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[nokiabae]

remember being awake at 3 am, turning on the tv and seeing this demon

[hisroyalgay-deactivated20130712]

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

[cutepetplanet]

This seal hugging a plush seal toy is everything

[alanmorlock]

[gevion-deactivated20180225]

do you love the colour of the sky

[misslorable]

delete this

[free-rice17]

Good point

[brown-hearts]

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

[childhoodruiner]

[90s90s90s]

Visit Original Link

Let me play you the song of my people.

[tombstone-tramp]

Hmm. Forgot I had one of these.

[ronindrew]

[biohazerd]

NONONONONONNONONON THIS ONE IS THE BEST THIS ONE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTT

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

🔥🔥🔥

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

oh my god

[memewhore]

[bewbin]

im going to taco bell yall watn anything?

[obviouslyskeletor]

I want my family back

[bewbin]

yea i got like 12 dollars

[feyminism-blog]

[daydreamradio-deactivated202511]

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

[disabilityhealth]

It’s okay to be open about your disability

It’s okay to only talk about your disability to people you know and trust

It’s okay not to talk about your disability at all

This is your choice and it’s a personal one

[daisymondays]

How does this show even get filmed?

[daringdean]

I love this blooper, mainly because of the fact it looks so spontaneous. Jensen  notices what Jared is doing and just goes with it

[roypoptart]

I love how Jensen tosses himself onto the floor.

[cat-eel]

[lotrlocked]

Vampire writers really are not tapping into true potential. Why whine for eternity about their lost humanity or fall in love with a mortal teenager when vampires could like walk to space or some shit

[kittyknowsthings]

Vampires who finally get all the dead bodies off Mount Everest so they can be buried.

Vampire policemen who can easily walk into danger and rescue others, wearing bullet and stab wounds as badges of honor. Some kid they saved started giving them corks to “plug” the holes, and it’s become a trend, kids decorating plugs to give to their local policemen for the vampire department.

Vampire scientists who can work 24/7 when a new epidemic shows up, or when working in forensics, and then just take a few years off. 

Vampire scientists who can research radiation and just get a laptop with internet and wait the few hundred years until they’re safe to be around again, watching tv shows and reading all the books they want to, because yeah, it gets lonely, but they’ll have centuries after to make up for it.

Or maybe they’d be doing it in groups so they don’t end up lonely. Earning their money for the downtime by making it a realityshow. Who needs Big Brother? We got a pile of vampires who have to live together for decades, that’s gonna be drama! If you donate blood this month, you get to choose a challenge for them! 

Vampires, guys, Vampires.

[systlin]

I am 100000000000% here for this. 

[hashtagloveloses]

Actually how would aquatic vampire covens account for water pressure? That’s a bigger problem than air when diving.

[belovedlittlecorpse]

The bends can’t kill you if you’re already dead.