Sympathy For The Devil

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[reasoncourt]

best man at connor and willa’s wedding should be ferris bueller

[lieutenant-columbro]

"oh, and just one more thing. those folks down in the village sir, they're real kind people, and they make terrific food too! the stuff i tried - paprika hundle, no, that's not right, it was hendl, that's it! boy, that stuff was delicious! i even got the recipe to send home to my wife. what ya gotta know about mrs. columbo, is she's a much more adventurous eater than i usually am. she'll just love that stuff, i'm sure. but i noticed somethin' funny when i was in town, too. the nice lady who made my food, oh, she was sweet as could be, really, but she seemed so worried once i told her i was comin' up here. she gave me this crucifix thing, insisted i take it, in fact. isn't that odd? i'm not much of a religious sorta guy, see, and i thought maybe you might know about - woah! hey! gee whiz, i didn't know it was gonna upset ya so much....okay, i'll put it away, no harm, no foul..."

[quiet-doll]

we’re on 72h esc lockdown baby

[thefandommess]

every time I watch Eurovision

[yoshiki-tsuijnaka]

European countries sending the fruitiest, campiest, most ridiculous acts to esc for the girlies on tumblr to lose their minds over:

[soadoya]

[kellykadesperate]

people discussing the fact that they think the uk could win eurovision this year. with a straight face. insane

[aguccifox]

wake up fellas the time has come

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

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[slcpunkmoved]

who even is john lennon

some english git

[mypoorcanary]

im so glad john lennon was shot he deserved it

[turing-tested]

[yeahawvampire]

Jonathan Harker would definitely fall for a pyramid scheme

[dancefloors]

im a creep… im eduardo… or whatever radiohead said.

[officialkendallroy]

you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. doesn't fucking matter bc you can't fucking park this car and now you're stressing out. you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and oh god you still haven't parked the car. there's people waiting behind you, they're honking and you're trembling, shaking, you can't park this car

[sunsetmoonlight]

MATTHEW WON!!!!!!!!!

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