Slut for the Butt

Hi, My name is Mason. I'm lame and I love tall buildings. Read more about me in the "faq" tab. --- ---

[1000drawings]

[magical-meow]

kozandrevna

[1000drawings]

[ruinedchildhood]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toofrustrating]

[queencitybadass-blog]

[neonslowpoke]

[saiasus]

[journalinbloom-blog]

Pardon me for yelling, I’m telling you green gardens are not what’s growing in my psyche. It’s a different me.

[afroriko]

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

If this moment isnt in the movie then what is even the point

[brunhiddensmusings]

the definition of raw power

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[jehovahhthickness]

This shit right here.

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

90% of my day is me being nervous

[popularsizes]

[insta-boys]

[driflloon]

dion lee fw18