Nonsense, Malarkey, & Shenanigans

[wheeloffortune-design]

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

[beardedmrbean]

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[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

[tomhardysurinal]

Important poll

What is the best ABBA song

Choose wisely lest your family be cursed

Dancing Queen (you're basic)

The Winner Takes It All

Angel Eyes (correct)

Mamma Mia

Lay All Your Love On Me (correct)

Waterloo

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Fernando

Take a Chance On Me

Other - say in tags

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

[williams-blood]

[prostatertot]

This is still honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 22 years of homosexuality

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Rio: *appears*

The Entirety of Team Witches' Road:

[rylandsgrace]

Rio & Agatha in Agatha All Along (2024) - 1.01 Seekest Thou The Road

[nessa007]

[irate-iguana]

Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

[issamomma]

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

[issamomma]

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

[marvels-universe]

@giftober 2023 + @mcuchallenge prompt Day 8: Funny.

Owen Wilson: I had a nice conversation one day where I was talking with Tom and he quoted something, and I said, "Is that Shakespeare?" And he said, "Yes, Hamlet." And I was proud just that I got the Shakespeare part. - Marvel Studios Assembled. The Making of Loki

[saintdollyparton]

"Wooowww poor Yorick..."

[lovethatsoothes]

“To Make a Long Story Short”

Stephen Andrade’s wonderful pulp-style tribute to Clue (1985)

Prints and original artwork available at nineteeneightyeight.com or through @galleries1988 on Instagram :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[spacehunter-m]

I don’t know

[countryboy]

I’ve never felt this close to fred in my whole life

[vvendybird]

Why is Fred in charge?

[kaban-bang]

I don’t know

[iamdealwithit]

velmas actually in charge but she has too much social anxiety to take the spot light plus fred is at least good at planning lol

[warningsine]

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"