Over the past couple of years I've cultivated the habit of jotting down the smallest of ideas and storing them in an Evernote notebook. Those moments of inspiration that strike when you least expect them (although, this is actually a myth, the environments are all quite predictable) such as when you're falling asleep, stepping into the shower, or just feeling exasperated by the world around you. I've considered this notebook a one-way street, a black-hole that ideas are thrown into allowing my brain to move onto other more productive things. That is, until now. Inspired by Mischa's discarded ideas post, I thought it time to re-visit my list and put some of those ideas into the world too.
The notebook includes 165 ideas ranging from pure art projects to potential businesses to miscellaneous creative explorations. Most are pretty mundane, or have already been done but I found 25 that seemed a bit more interesting, perhaps because of their ridiculousness or unlikely utility? In the spirit of transparency I wanted to share these with you. If you're inspired by anything below, please help yourself, or let me know if you'd like to collaborate!
1. Topographic jelly moulds
Custom 3D-printed jelly moulds based on topographic data from a specific location. Make the Appalachian mountain trail into jelly!
A stamp attachment that clips onto the bottom of your shoe. When you're walking around a city and accidentally step in poop, you'll leave a miniature sculpture for your fellow city dwellers.
3. Screaming Child Bike Bell
Drivers rarely notice a bike bell. Make it sound like a child screaming or the crunching of bones to really get people to notice the bike lane.
4. High society on the high seas
A name for a tv series featuring pirate hats + monocles. Or, a fashion week tumblr.
A big physical button on your kitchen table. It connects to your Seamless account via wifi. Whenever the button is pressed an order is placed at the nearest mexican restaurant for a randomly selected burrito. Press it twice if you have a guest. A dial would indicate how long since the button was last pressed.
Similar to the burrito button, except it's a mariachi band on demand. An iPhone app with one button, press it and you'll have a mariachi band serenading you, wherever you are, within the hour.
A video game like pong except the opposite. Each player is a mouth and it's cheese balls bouncing between them. You get points for catching them, if you miss they bounce back off the wall behind you.
Melt down Oyster cards in acetone and incorporate the RFID chips into custom iPhone cases. Then you effectively have RFID functionality in your phone, assuming your phone doesn't have this already.
Custom wall decals showing spines from your media collection. The decals are custom generated after connecting your last.fm, Amazon or Netflix accounts. Each item also features a small code so you can scan / enter it into your device to access that media item. It's the aesthetic of an old bookshelf but without taking up the space or investment in time to create.
11. iSight Posture Monitor
This uses the laptop camera to check that your posture is balanced. The software gives on-screen feedback on how to adjust your position.
12. Trailer: Skip / Watch
Can't decide what to watch on Netflix? This simple web app polls the Netflix API for a recent film that you haven't seen then finds a 2 minute trailer on Youtube and starts playing it. You have two buttons: Skip / Watch. This way you're only ever making a yes/no decision about the trailer you're currently watching.
A cooking methodology for people who want to make food, really efficiently. This gives structure to your weekly shopping behavior and could hook into FreshDirect to order ingredients automatically.
A cardboard box with a hole optimally placed to sit your iPhone on top to "scan" papers.
An iPhone app that records noise levels from car horns and GPS co-ordinates as you bike around the city. This results in a crowd-sourced heat map showing the most aggressive parts of the city for cyclists and at what times of day. A further iteration of the app could give haptic feedback while you're cycling to warn of likely upcoming aggression.
16. Processing tour posters
Custom tour posters based on distances and locations of tour venues. This creates a unique design for each city but an overall coherent collection of designs.
Pull in data from recent craigslist ads to plot cost of neighborhood rents in NY over time.
18. Internet vacation summarizer
Receive a postcard at the end of a vacation telling you what happened on the Internet while you were away.
Customize subway posters with a handy array of moustaches.
Print 3 cards. 10, 20 and 30 percent? Give them along with money when tipping. A way to provide honest service feedback without feeling obligated to always tip the same regardless of service. A revaluation of tipping culture?
21. Skies around the world
Photos taken by people around the world at consistent times looking straight up, so the entire image is sky. The result will be a crowd-sourced collection of images focusing on the color of different skies.
Use the Instagram API to extract the main color from photographs recently taken around a city. After thousands of photos are analyzed a crowd-sourced map of city colors is produced. This can then be compared across different cities. Perhaps London looks more grey and Hawaii more vibrantly colored?
Spell out news headlines in granola and photograph them each day. Could be an educational exercise for kids.
24. Clothing size tracker
An app that allows you to track and share clothing sizes, useful for yourself as much as anyone else. You can also anonymously share so others can buy clothing gifts for you.
Souprisingly good soups delivered to your door 3 times a week.