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[pettycentral]

[miracleunique]

FOREVER ME

[guiltygirl]

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[buzzfeedrewind]

Memories Everyone Who Made Mix CDs In The Early ’00s Will Have

[theblackmanonthemoon]

I’m really from this era

[jonesywrites-deactivated2025050]

these where the days

[nabyss]

Oh the memories…

[divya-adu]

I still have all of mine 😭

[nowyalost]

the good ol days

[sickfake]

me: hoe don’t do it me: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose* me: oh my god

[miniature-stigmata]

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

[drst]

You’re fine. The clothes are made to be easy to manufacture on machines, not for bodies. The clothes suck, not you.

[darthmelyanna]

They’re also manufactured to look attractive on hangers, and very few of us are shaped like hangers. You’re fine.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

😱😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thank u please more of this type of body positivity I need it

[chickenonabicycle]

Legit though! I’m a hobbyist seamstress and these are my experiences when shopping mainstream:

For example, most H&M blouses these days don’t even have boobdarts. Which means they will sit awkwardly on literally anyone with boobs, no matter the size. But on hangers or when folded on display? They look fab as fuck. Because hangers don’t have boobs. And the models chosen to show them on the catwalk are usually chosen for their lack of boobage too (unless it’s for lingerie), other requirements including ridiculous size and weight requirements. As for the average (EU available) clothing shops, the worst offender I’ve encountered yet was Zara. Everything’s way too long and way too flat: clearly aimed to look good on the catwalk models but not intended for normal people. At all.

Also sizes are just numbers. Shopping online has taught me that I’m a European M, an American XS-S, and a Japanese L-XL. And then these sizes even vary from shop to shop in the same country: I’m an XL at Apples but an S at Lola&Liza, for example. They’ve also been reducing the sizes of these numbers throughout the years to make people feel bad about themselves and to sell more weight-loss products. Don’t let a number get you down, it does not define you.

So please don’t feel bad about yourself when shops refuse to cater to your size. The clothes they sell are not aimed at real human beings. They are the ones in the wrong here, not you!

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

Also fuck H&M for their tiny sleeve holes?

[tomlinialller]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

being in love? dating someone? LOVE the concepts, would be on completely on board. too bad it’s just not realistic. what a shame

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[kingjaffejoffer]

[fivehead]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[preservable]

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[stability]

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