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Shangs is the best I Stan one awkward soldier boy
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Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”
Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”
Let Shang live
PFFTT
Shangs is the best I Stan one awkward soldier boy
*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.
i feel like i was just rick-rolled
my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.
i have never watch riverdale in my life but this out of context screenshots are why we need to oppresse riverdale fans (x)
little known fact but riverdale was actually made by filming a train wreck at 10000 frames per second and passing it through an image generator
Some of you have never known the epic highs and lows of high-school football and it shows
BE GENTLE TO HAMISH
im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other
I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.
Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:
decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes
being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people
observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)
rising from his grave to crawl home to his love
“the bog man”
and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.
are you telling me all of those are real songs and not just aesthetics tumblr made up
Listen, I didn’t believe it either, but that’s absolutely what I’m telling you.
Can confirm, those are all actual Hozier songs.
We have now added:
Someday I’m going to be a small carnivorous bird and impale my prey on your thorns, which I’m into.
I would like to be a tree so you can chop me down and set your enemies on fire with me.
Have your heard of our lady and savior Mavis Staples?
Who needs religion when you have a lady, not me.
Just put it away!
This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case
“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”
achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity
historians: f is for friends who do stuff together
We’re seriously escalating the astronomically out-of-touch “academia is hiding all the gay from you*” meme on this forsaken hellsite to “Academics Who Study Ancient Greece Are No-Homoing Achilles?”
reALLY? *REALLY???* That is not remotely a current or mainstream school of thought. I mean, fuck, if you go to JSTOR and search for “Patroclus” your third result is an article called “Achilles and Patroclus in Love” from 1978.
This shit is dangerously anti-intellectual. It’s hard enough for the humanities to retain funding as it is, the last fucking thing we need is an erosion of the perception of its authenticity/necessity coming from the Left as well. And believe you me, that is exactly where this road leads. It’s the exact same playbook that the far right uses but with a different hat.
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It’s not the historians, it’s the high school curriculum.
IT’S THE HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM
Yup. And the Hollywood versions are of course based on the high school curriculum…
Aquaman: So get this. Turns out that my mom is alive!
Wonder Woman: What a wonderful news Arthur! My boyfriend also turned out to be alive
Superman: I just found that I have a living cousin. Isn’t it amazing!
Batman: