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Patricia | 4th May | Sydney, Australia | Multi-everything

[tomlinwot]

tomlinwot >> ryugzki

i can’t believe people still follow me?? go follow on my new blog for more shitposting

[tomlinwot]

i've moved!

you can now find me here!

[tomlinwot]

i've moved!

you can now find me here!

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask

[lygophilia-deactivated20130902]

are you guacaholy now

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

don’t

[vasuki-blog]

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

[britney2007spears]

[tuningoutandstayingin]

why did the spy cross the road?

[tuningoutandstayingin]

because he was never really on your side

[egberts]

my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die

[alliebringsthepop]

[noemail-deactivated20180112]

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

[egberts]

so we meet again *anime dual music begins to play along with a split screen of us squinting our eyes*

[torracat]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[wetdreamsonlylastforanight]

[richvampire]

hey i’m lilith and ur watchn disney channel

[gingerblivet]

I wonder how much of the Ant Farm fandom knows about this role…

[crrocs]

people who think they’re funny but they’re really just complete assholes

[clamperl]

one for every day of the week 

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

i didn’t know there were 365 days in a week

[twinkmalik-deactivated20140126]

moment of silence for every girl that actually thinks one direction would date a fan

[nosdrinker]

how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to