[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[waxling-deactivated20200323]

[imonlyadumpling]

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

[lordmeowdemort]

Slut

[piglii]

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just saw a drug ad that included the disclaimer “may cause bone loss” and I’m fuckin cackling. not “bone density loss” just whole ass “bone loss”, like some incompetent dipshit wizard tried to heal your broken arm but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. y'all want some bone destroying juice

[reassuringbuttpats]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

[reassuringbuttpats]

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[niyarest]

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

[garfleas]

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

[thetangential]

[wolvensnothere]

Whoa.

[yeahbanero-deactivated20140128]

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

[major-trouble]

That’s fucking brilliant.

[approach]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: it's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i've been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin's written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence "it is 100 years since our children left." There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase "it's time to pay the piper." When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.

[amoreterno]

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

where is the big caesar’s

[geniusoflove]

under the toga

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

worst possible answer to this thank you so much

[llleighsmith]

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

[stevienick]

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

[livelaughlacroix]

[psychodelicategirl]

AN ICON

[ip2lb]

He was on acid

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[stellarblade]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]