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Cheeky and cute to boot, Macâs favorite type. She had a particular soft spot for the nerdy ones, probably something to do with how fondly she remembered high school lockers. Though she hadnât expected to hear that such a nerd (it didnât matter how much of a babe she was, a dweeb was a dweeb) was little more than the local Perez Hilton. Not to mention the fact that it only took Mac a handful of seconds to realize that Farmer Selena Gomez had no idea who she was. (Not that she was offended or anything, she would never presume that every country bumpkin knew her name, but covering the sleazy lives of the rich and famous? That was Macâs shit; how many more casinos did she have to trash before Podunk hotties started recognizing her?)
âDepends on your definition of good.â On one hand, this was a rare, romantic comedy opportunity to pretend that she wasnât the manic pixie dream girl from hell. And on the otherâ well, where was the fun in that?
âA film crew can be pretty disruptive, and you know those LA types. Vapid, self-centered, inconsiderate,â Mac waved her hand in the universal gesture of I could go on. âBut weâre also most likely going to be the only interesting thing to blow through this town since the Great Flood.â She beamed, dimples and all, and leaned forward as if the recorder were a microphone. âYou can quote me on that.â
Tommie hadnât minded so much when she was just covering local human interest pieces. Interviewing cannon about his burgeoning career as a local celeb, letting the senior citizens drone on about the towns history, taking a look at where some of her most promising classmates had ended up in life, all that shit. At least sheâd had some creative control there, had tried to inject as much actually useful and interesting information as possible. Now? This Maize of Love shit? It was totally devoid of any creative lisence.Â
She was willing to bet theyâd picked her for the coverage because they thought it would be funny to watch her sink so low. God, if her parents didnât still really need her help Tommie wouldâve handed in her notice on the spot and been on the next flight back to New York, nevermind that sheâd basically have to start her career from scratch, at least sheâd be working towards her goals.
She was pretty. That big grin, Tommie liked people who werenât afraid of letting their emotions play out on their face, even the sarcastic ones. Always easier to read them. The tongue in cheek response isnât exactly what sheâs looking for, but Tommie does have to stifle a laugh. âI might, actually.â She says after considering it a moment, pausing the recording. âFunny little quote thrown in between all the other stuff. Could be good to break it up a bit. And yâknow, youâre not wrong.â The wording sheâd used struck Tommie then, âweâre most likely...â She repeated, âso you are part of the crew. What do you do?â










