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Artist & Writer | Earthian | Jello! 😁 (By the way, art tag: #Tommos Art)

[tommonottoday]

...Introduction... (and ask stuff)

HELLO? HEEELLLOOO? IS THIS THING O– AuGH!

Well... Hello there... Goodness, you nearly gave me a heart attack. Er... I'm not the best at these intro things, so, bare with me.

Welcome to (drum roll, please 🥁🥁🥁)... my space! Or Tumblr! Or blog! Something! I am an artist and a writer by the name of Tommo, and you're here at @tommonottoday. If you take a gander here, you can find some of the following:

✏ Clowns.

✏ Cartoons.

✏ Rants.

✏ Writings.

✏ Uh. And other things. Oooh, boog-i-dy boog-i-dy.

Because I have honestly not figured out what this is about yet. (Man, this is going to look stupid when I get established. Can you edit Tumblr posts?)

(Apparently, you can!)

So, ah– probably supposed to say more about myself now, aren't I? Er... Tommo. I like cats, pens, long walks on the beach (haha, not really), debate, and psychology. Not a fan of radical thinking, arguments, or bigotry. Think that does it.

Anywho. This is me in grass. And here's some of my art. Because I can't exactly post writing here. Unless I photograph it...? Ah. Too lazy.

Also, songs I enjoy. :D

(Gosh, I'm really dumping stuff on you all, aren't I?)

Stay safe out there! Don't get eaten by stray sharks and the like!

ASKS

[tommonottoday]

I'm sorry, everyone, but I'm going to be gone for a while. Again. The love of my life (my first ever cat) just spontaneously died of heart failure. Thus, I need time to process. I apologize. Please remember Parsnip/Big Dummy.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, December 27, 1925 

[tommonottoday]

Happy New Year, peeps.

[marth1234]

Merry Christmas, Marth! Wishing you well, pal. Make sure to eat and drink water. May the spyapples quake in your presence.

(No, but on a serious note, really. Merry Christmas, you. Or happy holidays, if you don't celebrate. I really hope your day and week have been well. I hope you get some nice food and such. Keep on being you, Marth. 🫂❤️🫡)

Thanks pal! Keep an eye out for the food tho! I've heard the government has been messing with them. Tho I still have to test....

[tommonottoday]

I have felt an odd... cheesy feeling to everything, recently. The rumors make sense. I trust you will have answers, oh wise Marth. 🫡

(Have a good meal for New Years, buddy! And best of wishes!)

[rainbowxocs]

ESCAPE GAEM CONTEST WINNERS!!!

15 people out of 125 were chosen, and THEY ARE!!:

ISABELLE @clxudyxuan

STASIA @chubsatnight

HELIOS @heliossalvador

ELLENOR @elltheenergetic

ZACK SINNER (i don't believe he has a tumblr whoops)

CROW @corvidcases

PIXIE AND RUMI @circusfreakster

ALICE @alicethemenace8

EON @eonarchivist

MIDNIGHTMOON @mldn1ghtm00n

ASTERAL @archerysk

LILLIAN @princesslilliann

ASTRA (doesn't have a tumblr)

AVERY @averty-ourgaze

[circusfreakster]

HEJWKWHSBWOSJBDHWKSISHDBOWOAJSHSHSKSHDVHEJSJSBSJJSKSHEGWOSKBSJW IM GOING INSANE

WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD IM TWEAKING

AUAUAGAGWKIEVEHWJA

I WIN??!??1!1??1?1!?1!1!1?!1!1!1!!1!1!!1

HOLY SHIT

GUYS. GUYS.

[corvidcases]

ITS US

ITS USSS

[rosedawolf]

I'm jealous but happy for my friends

good job guys!

[tommonottoday]

I'll be honest, I barely know what's going on– but hot damn!!! Everyone looks awesome! Happy for you, CircusFreakster!!!!!!

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[lemon-offical]

reblogging to share the gif!

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[guesswho27]

as i make more and more queer/neurodivergent friends irl i keep running into the thoughts of ‘oh my god shut up the way you talk is so annoying’

and i always catch myself bc that’s a terrible thing, but i have to wonder where those thoughts come from

and i just realized oh. it’s me. i used to talk like that, then people said it was annoying so i stopped

now i’m agreeing with those people which eugh

idk i think it’s dumb. talk however you want as long as it’s not mean 👍

[tommonottoday]

whatʼs the one thing you like drawing even when you have zero motivation

Oh, neat! Another one.

Pretty simple answer, really. Faces. Definitely faces. Been my go-to for years, now. Think they're just cathartic to me. 🤔

Thank you for the question, anon.

[busterkeatonsociety]

This Day in Buster… December 26 It’s Boxing Day! With Buster Keaton’s “Battling Butler."

[cant-think-of-namekfc]

Does anyone know a movie, book, series, ANY STORY that feels like Dream Sweet In Sea Major?

[numinouss]

heyyyyyuh.....

trust go read rice boy by evan dahm (rice-boy.com)

incredibly underrated webcomic

it feels more like black rainbows to me personally but THE VIBES ARE THERE TRUSTTTT

[tommonottoday]

Go read Rice Boy, OP. You will NOT regret it.

[tommonottoday]

If you could change your appearance, what would you be?

What would I be? Well, a human. Probably. Kidding.

No, that's an interesting question, Bonni. Since it's such an open one, though, I'm gonna go with "general aesthetic things that don't affect function/mildly affect function". So, like... eye color, tattoos, or hair length. (I'd 100% make myself taller if ignoring this, though. Think 5'8ft/176cm to 6'ft/182cm. I just wanna reach the top shelves, man.)

If I could change my appearance, first thing that'd change would probably be my eyelashes. Always hated the bastards. They're too long and absolutely DESPISE my eyeball. Uhh... Maybe my fingernails, too. They hang instead of curve, which means dirt gets below them more. On hands, too, probably some extra calluses. Since. Well. My palms are delicate, dainty things. :,)

More broad things... 🤔 Slap away some fat in my cheeks so I look older, allow my brows to go into the eye for shocked expressions, and thin my hair. The tangles are horrid, and shaving is like sheering a sheep, I tell you. But uh... I really think that'd be all. I'm not very picky with my looks, and even then, I'm currently going through a massive Tom Overhaul ™ (aCK, acne, bone growth, hair), and am slowly growing into my skin. Thus, it just feels silly changing too much, y'know?

Besides, I wouldn't really be me if I didn't have a lot of my features.

Thank you for the ask, Bonni. I appreciate the questions. :)

[bimmyjimmy]

Jimmy’s grandparents got him a toy for christmas

[numinous-art]

hey guys!! how we feelin

im pretty normal personally

was that a ???? will wood reference

(references ↓)

skin by the marvelous @ ink-ghoul

[tommonottoday]

Mmm. Jester fellow. 👌 Everyone look now. Feast your eyes on it. (Love the little label in the left corner. Cracked me up.)

[tommonottoday]

HELLO FRIENDDBOAGISIGVHO

MEREY CRIMAS

SOREY FOR MISSIMG UR BDAY D: HAPPY BELATED OLDNESS TOO

I didn't even realize I got this!!!

No worries, my buddy!!! Merry Crimas to you too!!! And also, don't sweat on missing my bday 🫡🫡! Haven't been on Tumblr for a hot minute, and I'd rather everyone on here take care of themselves and enjoy themselves rather than worry 'bout me.

YOU BETTER BE DOING BOTH, YOU WEINER!!! >:( I'll send someone to slap you about if you're not grooving and doing a jig.

[tommonottoday]

Happy holidays, everyone. Wishing you well!

(Poorly taken other angles under the cut.)

Made this thing in a day for a gift and stayed up to do so. All materials shown above (minus the carving knife and sander). Mind the background and all that. Spent all my time in the kitchen. 😭