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if tumblr existed in the 1940s... 👀

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hello everyone welcome to my channel, today's blind box unboxing will be the chamber of secrets -

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when was the first time you ever smiled and why?

I'll let you know when it happens

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technically voldemort survived the killing curse too . Pls call him The Dark Lord Who Lived 🙏

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when u see something in a biology textbook

and just know

this is me fr

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when u see something in a biology textbook

and just know

this is me fr

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having a mortal enemy? sad, so out of fashion. very off trend. having an immortal enemy is just so much cooler fyi

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If laughing prolongs life, then you're my horcrux. I've turned immortal reading your blog

Aww ty ! 😊

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lowkey insulting that people are calling for me to have a life sentence. it should be a life paragraph at the very least.

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going to write an autobiography about my experience with horcruxes called me, myself, and I and I and I and I and I

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I haven't done a tag game in so long partly due to my absence from tumblr but here goes, ty to @multiversalfandomwriter222 for tagging me <3

Three Ships: Tomarry/Harrymort, Eruri, 10/Rose

Last song: Ceux qui rêvent by Pomme

Last Book: Currently reading Danse Macabre by RareAvian on Ao3 and She Who Became The Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan irl

Last Movie: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Currently Consuming: A ridiculous amount of jam and the tv shows Girl from Nowhere and Killing Eve

Currently Craving: anything fizzy and fruity, downfall of the patriarchy, and an end to my exams 🥲

Tagging @alittlebitofharrypotterinmylife @brug-spray @livinlavidaliz @imamagicmuffin @curiouselfqueen @tynamomaniac @lillianlefay @primruesabcd

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strongly discourage soul-searching. have you ever thought about if the souls want to be found???

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please stop making fun of my eyes for being red. they are the windows to 0.78% of my soul :(

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What is your opinion on the myth of the Three Brothers?

horrific, no one deserves to have siblings

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not to brag but i think i got the best black friday discount, my soul was 50% off

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why not accessorise your look with a cute black body bag

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if i'm supposed to be the villain then why am i so hot ? now people want me to win, u fool

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okay the REAL reason voldemort is always barefoot is because it's eerie and intimidating and definitely not bc he panicked and destroyed all the shoe shops after hearing they do sole repairs :/