I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name
Making this poll for mutuals and others who havent played zero escape
Which one of these DOESN’T happen in the zero escape series?
A character demonstrates their powers by killing themself
The second nonary game is implied to be funded by cheating in the stock market
Character dies then is brought back by their two friends conceiving them
Character was secretly replaced by their identical evil twin halfway in the game
One character actually secretly died years ago
10 year old child has a kill count
One ending happens less than 10 minutes into the game
Alien transporter fax machine sex scene
Character tells another guy to shoot them claiming they won’t die. They die
you found it!
I love dio zero escape because you meet him and think ‘this man is comically unlikable’ and ‘surely he can’t be one of the bad guys. this must be some sort of aggressive and intentional red herring’ and ‘perhaps there is a twist coming that will reveal this to be an unconvincing act put on for his own safety’
and then not only is he one of the bad guys, but he is literally a terrorist and in a cult. he is here to explicitly be annoying and get in the way and also kill you with bombs. acting cartoonishly villainous and saying fuck are just his hobbies I guess
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Just when you think you've found happiness, you'll lose it again.
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there is something wrong with him
I have this headcanon that Edgeworth seems stoic but his eyes are actually very expressive, and Phoenix (post-disbarment) seems expressive but his emotions never quite reach his eyes
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
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least picked at the time of voting = safe
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It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider
Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal
I hate it too tbh
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
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