Sapere Aude

Courtney

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[frombloodandashfc]

[nuggetisawesome]

Hawke: *violently gets revenge on those who hurt Poppy* I'm just attracted to her.

Me: Sure.

Hawke: It's just attraction.

Me: Okay.

Hawke: *simps when Poppy stabs him* It's totally normal.

Me: Mhm.

Hawke: I will not stray from the objective. It's just sex.

Me: Yep.

[poedamnerontrash]

When you find someone to talk to about harry potter theories with, but you've gotta do that "it's a shame the author is a terf, racist, antisemitic" check to make sure you're talking with someone who isn't those things as well

[kanyewesticle]

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

[bulbiedorf]

Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay

Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies

[likeawildthing]

my child co-founded an informal harry potter club at school last week. this week, all clubs were officially disbanded by the teacher. in an ironic twist, my child (who hasn’t read ootp yet) said today, ‘but that doesn’t mean a group of friends can’t get together and talk about harry potter. we just can’t say that we’re a club’

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Life imitates art pre-emptively

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

then I freaked it

[twoheartedginger]

Remember when these were our presidential woes

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

true! i miss when we had george w bush who is a sweet cinnamon roll that tortured people and suspended habeas corpus while also engendering the largest and most powerful surveillance apparatus in human history

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

[chiliconsharls]

tom holland: *plays a peter parker that can be easily read as trans, dances to umbrella by rihanna in drag while promoting spider-man, unapologetically says he’d fuck chris hemsworth*

andrew garfield:

[marlboro-trans]

Terfs: wombyn are their ovaries!!! Ovaries make a wombybybynnn. Accept that u are a womynbdgnn you have ovaries !!!!

Me, a trans man on the danger list for ovarian cancer and is going to get them removed in the distant or near future:

not for long

[lesmercy-deactivated20190205]

You’re still female whether you have ovaries or not lmao

[marlboro-trans]

You heard it here first folks!! Females are females regardless of whether or not they have ovaries, so trans women are women regardless of their lack them. Well said :)

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

You played yourself like a damn fiddle, fool

[spockgirl]

im in a really bad media diversity class where the professor was trying to make a point to us about stereotypes so he was like “when you think of frankenstein you probably think of a big green monster right?” and then when everyone in class was immediately like “no it’s the scientist” he pretended he didn’t hear us 

[fortunatelyburningenthusiast]

Millennial culture is knowing Frankenstein is the scientist.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[chipotlebear]

Some people are too good for this world

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[kldslnthedark]

petition for Tom Holland to recreate this gif

[softchad]