𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗 / 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧

"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world. There is an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'." Bayviewan Since: August 2020

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PHOEBE TONKIN for Tiffany and Co, 2021.

[tonkiins]

mileyrcy​:

phoebe my love…i miss you…please that you are back from Austrila…now i’ve already flooded your cellphone with messages telling you how much i miss you and i’ve already tried getting the information from a certain hemsworth brother…was i right? did what i tell you happened? tell me everything, i miss my best friend. // @tonkiins​

Miley my wife, I missed you! I am back on Monday and coming to give you one of those dramatic sappy ass hug and spin arounds as promised. I am more than happy to be flooded with all of your messages as now I am allowed to you right back! Gosh I think I am just as bad as he is with information, as there’s nothing too juicy unless you of course count me going in single and coming back taken. Butttt now it’s your turn, tell me everything juicy that’s going on with you. Exes, new people giving you that good warm feeling in your jellies?-Okay I sound like an idiot but it’s because I love and missed you a heck load.

[tonkiins]

text ►  phoebe tonkin 👅 👄

miley: excusee meeeeeeee

miley: i thought i was your best friend....

miley: you know the monica to your phoebe..

miley: why am i only finding out now that you're officially in a relationship!!!!!!!!

miley: TEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEE everything...

miley: hi i miss you a whole fucking bunch, okuurr.

phoebe: HEY when did i ever say you weren't?

phoebe: why? is this you coming out and saying you found ANOTHER phoebe?

phoebe: OKAY i admit that i suck for not giving you updates, but can you blame me? pretty sun, nice guy... all the distractions whisking me away from giving updates.

phoebe: i missed you so much moreee, don't you ever leave me again

phoebe: okurrrrrr?

[tonkiins]

ssamclfn​:

As thick as yours? I barely understand what you’re saying half the time but we’re still friends, so I’m sure it would be okay. I’m sure you wouldn’t actually say the truth, so I’m not sure I would ever trust you with that. Have you ever heard my American accent? It’s pretty bad, I haven’t practice in forever so it’s probably awful at this point. I have definitely heard of her as well. Isn’t one of the Bridgeton actress’s name Phoebe as well? I could be wrong. Do you know why your parents named you Phoebe? No way! Who’s the unlucky dude? My Sam-ness hasn’t whisked anyone away. Which I’m not complaining about. 

Not so much anymore since I have moved to the US, however I still got a bit of it. If we’re friends I would hope you can understand me Samuel! Otherwise you’d be like “I got this one chick I am friends with, and half the time I have no clue on what she’s saying.” It’s because you know me way too well so I am sure I would be a bad liar in your eyes, which sucks for me. Okay your American accent isn’t the worst, just look at the Hunger Games where you were mostly screaming! I felt the American-ness in that scream! At least you have had some roles where you’ve been able to just talk naturally. I actually have not heard of the actress-but if her name is Phoebe she’s probably an imposter with my name. I think it was because it was a pretty and original name no one hand, or they probably liked F.R.I.E.N.D.S a lot and decided to name me after that. Chris Hemsworth and if anything we’re both pretty lucky! There’s still time for you to whisk someone away... However, send them to me first so I can give them a big list of all the warnings you come with.

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zoeyfdtch​:

I can’t wait for the cuddle attack and the clinginess! Chris or Liam? Cause there’s two of them. Anyway, either of the brothers are hot, so good for you. You need to tell me more about that, I had no idea you were going out! That’s so exciting! Oh my gosh, we should do a double date one of those days. Force our men to become friends, because isn’t it how it always works? It was absolutely beautiful, I loved it so much! 

I will savor all of my cuddly-ness and clinginess for my favorite girl! Oh yeah I forgot there was two of them... Three actually if you count the other Hemsworth brother. Honestly though, that’s one good looking family! I will be giving you all the updates alongside some wine on our girly night as soon as I get back. A double date?! Hell yes, I have been dreaming of a double date for a while because those are awesome. C’mon on, the rule is that if we’re friends they have to be it’s in the girl best friend rulebook! Aw I am so glad you had a good time! I hope you have a lot of photos for me as well as some souvenirs to show off?

[tonkiins]

chrispwhitelaw​:

Damn, I want one of those leg massagers and I haven’t even been doing any strenuous work. When I’m old and very gray I can be a legend to you, but I like to think I have a bit to go before then, I’m only a bit gray now. Definitely the face, you gotta get those descriptions right, that way people who are stunning can keep the words for themselves. I ripped open my whole shirt, and that’s a special skill. I am a very, very talented actor. If I only wore the trucker hat, I might lose some roles and a lot of respect, at the end of the day,b ut as long as you still respect me, that’s what really matters here. Wow, you’re making this about other fake wives when you’re…seeing another Chris? Mind you, this fake jealousy is not because you’re dating, or who you’re dating, simply that he’s another Chris. I’m appalled.

No but I am so with you on that, just one of those leg massagers in the cupboard we can pull out just to have it? I will happily call you a legend as soon as I start seeing some gray hairs form, but until then you can be just a Chris I know. If they have a pretty face it’s most likely they get hired for the job, probably why he was on Magic Mike for the body and the face. You ripped your whole shirt?! Chris! That could’ve been one nice shirt, but then again if you ripped a shirt in front of me I would tell you to lift up a table with one hand or something out of being impressed. I think you should get acting jobs where you actually get paid to wear a trucker hat and then you’d be set for life. I will always have respect for you... As long as your style still involves the trucker hat otherwise I may lose faith. I don’t know what you’re talking about? And I didn’t hear a no to having other fake wives! Does this mean I have some type of competition with them? Okay there are too many Chris’s in the world Chris! You can’t blame me for that, and don’t you dare go find another Phoebe to date otherwise I may cry. 

[tonkiins]

ladyronans​:

Sweet as sugar? We have a great reality and it’s only getting greater. I’ll try on some leather pants, but I can’t guarantee that I’ll look as good as you. They do, and it’s better for the earth! Yeah, the Mars Bars is…Scottish at its core, which I appreciate. Yeah, of course, and that corgi will be very, very happy with looking so cute.

Sweet as sugar coated with maple syrup for the extra sweetness you are! If anything I think our reality is beating everyone else’s but I am a little biased. You would look hot as hell in leather pants, you would surely be the one who is making me look good. They’re better for the earth? Damn I need to stock my wardrobe right up! Is that so? Well Mars Bars just happen to be one of my favorites, so all the deep fried Mars Bars for us. It would be pretty hard to pick just one of the corgis to participate since wouldn’t that be picking favorites?

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chalamettimmy​:

“I am not one to judge people or even force them to believe in something they do not believe in. Some people have luck in the love department while others have to struggle. Which makes it understandable why they give up and just stop trying to find it. I personally believe that the ones that do indeed give up are the ones that will find love the fastest because they are not actively searching for it” he mused and smiled. He had ex lovers, beautiful women that he still to this day adored. Some more than others, of course. Some learned him valuable lessons while others were just flings. But to him love in any kind of measure is beautiful. Timmy didn’t talk about his exes all that often. Mainly because he liked those things to be left private. Some stones should just be left unturned. Because he had seen how talking about lost love can cause more pain than healing. And the last thing he wanted to do was hurt any of his former lovers. Laughing softly, he then cringed and shook his head. “The thought of us not liking each other just makes my stomach turn. Because I don’t want to have that kind of energy in a professional setting. Making everyone else uncomfortable? Now that would be a shame” he told her. “Yes exactly. It makes me understand everything a little bit more”

“I am the complete same, because sometimes they kind of have to see it or experience it to believe it for themselves you know? I do understand the people who just give up on it all together too, it’s not their fault that sometimes love in life just sucks. But then again I’d like to think that we’re all still so young and can never really predict the future when it comes down to it. I have always found that it comes when I least expect it as well?” She admitted with a soft hum. It was true, while she had been in mostly long term commitments with people, when they ended she never really actively looked for anything or at least tried to. Sure, the odd date or Tinder match never hurt but she could always mention her many failed dates that she could already hear the publishers laugh at but she wasn’t one to express all of those out loud. As often as she did jinx herself when it came to those sorts of things, she didn’t really want the pain of having to deal with the outcome or backlash of it anyway. A laugh fell from Phoebe’s lips as she instantly nodded in agreement towards Timmy’s words “I couldn’t agree more! It would be one of those terrible things where we wouldn’t want to be on set at the same time? Probably would be ruining it for everyone else and making them uncomfortable as you said! We even may be marked down for not being professional” she smiled. “I should actually keep a mental note of that for future tips when it comes to acting!”

[tonkiins]

roerigz​:

That’s exactly how it goes, you just reach for the cleanest thing and hope that it matches something else nearby that’s clean and head out the door. But I do admire people who care about fashion each and every day and can put the effort into making outfits work. You’re very welcome, I know that you won’t let me down here, Pheebs! Does that mean whenever you have to get ready for photoshoots or events, you call in the pros, you never get ambitious and try to do it yourself? I mostly just run some gel back through my hair and try to keep it tame, that’s about all that I can do. A shoe washer… I wonder if one of those exists yet? It would be specifically for shoes that smell awful the moment that you put them on, we can make that happen. Or, well, buy it if someone else makes it happen. Exactly, you watch ten minutes, you turn it off, you find something else… and you repeat the problem over and over again. Let me know if you do and find anything that I should watch. Either that, or you would loan someone one of your earbuds once those were popular. But then you had to clean it afterwards. I really do, but they’re fast! Thank you for the birthday gifts, by the way.

And if it’s not the best smelling thing in the world, a hell of a lot of perfume and cologne never hurt right? Although I did basically create a fashion brand just for lounging around and doing it in style so I guess I am doing alright with fashion? I could never let you down don’t you worry even if I have to add some clothes to my wardrobe. Yep that sounds about right, I have done a couple of my own makeup and hair for events or red carpet walks but photoshoots? Some of those creators for photoshoots get real strict so I have to queue in the pros. Gel is an amazing thing, I am very envious I can’t use it but I guess we have hairspray as a substitute? If it doesn’t exist maybe it should? Would save a lot of our hearts from breaking you know? We could even invent our own if we need to, to make this happen! It’s a pretty ongoing way of exhaustion going on and on, because in the end you just give up trying to find something to watch and just head to bed. I will absolutely let you know though! I remember loaning earbuds but my trust went a little down there when they wouldn’t give them back to me? You’re very welcome! You totally deserved the birthday gifts, did you have an awesome birthday?

[tonkiins]

clrholt​:

Me neither, and I like to think that because of that, anyone I had to break a promise with would be understanding and realize that I must have had a good reason for it, you know? That I wouldn’t just be that cruel for no reason. When we were learning how to spell or read or write, those are skills that we use for the rest of our lives! But… some of the math skills we learn, or the science that we have to study, we never end up using that information ever again, you know? And every time that they spoke up, we all groaned and made it known that we hated that person, no matter what! Me too, and it was such a moment of pride, too, knowing that you actually ended up doing okay on something that you thought you were going to bomb. There are worse people that they could be like than their aunt Phoebe, but I still appreciate you stepping up to the plate and putting the fear of god into my kids, thank you! I did! It was a good time, drank a little, got lots of beads. We’re actually heading out to LA on Friday because Jason got nominated for a Golden Globe. Oooh, la la! I expect to hear all of the juicy details. Maybe not the sexy ones, but the juicy ones, okay? You’ve had good practice with your friends, at least, but I know that is one lucky baby.

I couldn’t agree more, and you and I are totally the types of people who would have an incredibly good and accurate reason to break it. I am the same, cruelty just isn’t in my blood and if it was I would instantly feel bad afterwards! Yes exactly! Those are the things that are valid but anything we learn after that? I never really saw the point, unless we really loved the subject. But I don’t remember ever needing to know the two letters for Oxygen or what PI is? Yes! It was so annoying, they weren’t the most popular people in the class unfortunately and they were the ones who would get the most death stares I am sure of it. It is a really great moment isn’t it? Thinking something went to hell then finding out you passed? Best accomplishment ever. I appreciate you saying that though, I do my best to be the best aunt for your little ones! Ooh that must’ve been so exciting! How was LA and the Golden Globes? Don’t worry I will tell you all the juicy ones without the sexiness in them as you will be the first to know, but I can tease and say I am very happy coming back with a great guy. You’re the sweetest you know that? And obviously a lot of pictures will be taken once she has my future nephew/niece. 

[tonkiins]

jcjolangford​:

There’s nothing wrong with that. You took your time and didn’t drive yourself crazy. That is probably more healthy than what I did, which was stay up all night. I am not the best decision maker. You had me at beach. It’s so amazing to finally meet you! I will admit that I’ve been wanting to for some time now. I hope we get to spend some time together soon. 

I guess that’s just the way to do it? But then again I think you were actually pretty wise with doing all of it at once! Gets everything done much quicker so don’t sell yourself too short for that! Ahh the word beach is a magic word that should always be admired! It’s amazing to meet you too angel! We totally will as soon as I am back from the country we love, I am more than happy to show you all around the best spots including the Bayside of course!

[tonkiins]

deltslea​:

Not to mention the fact that I would absolutely suspect you and find a way to get revenge! And I’m pretty sure that you don’t want me out there, trying to get revenge on you, Phoebe! It could be very bad for you. But thank you, I appreciate that, you’re the best, it’ll be my favorite mug of all time. We’ll definitely make it happen, though, I can never have too many girls nights in my life. I couldn’t agree more, it’s just nice to know that there’s a place you can go to and do everything at once, not feel like you’re going to leave without anything. I agree! If our bank accounts are mad at us, then that’s on them, we didn’t do anything other than try to help out some local businesses and make sure the economy is working the way that it should! I still hear some waves on the bay side… just not as loud and constant as you do on the ocean. It’s more like a very gentle lapping. You would fall off the chair! Then I would feel horrible.

This is a slow war starting and I think I am loving it. Although I adore you so it’s probably gonna be one of those wars where we get our revenge with kindness! You’re very welcome, and of course to make up for it I can throw some koala keychains in there just to make up for it! I am totally freeing up my calendar for this as soon as I get back at the end of the weekend, as I think I need more of a fix of girls nights! Absolutely, I have always loved the places that feel so accessible to everything you know? And knowing me I would be in there for hours and telling myself not to buy everything there. Exactly! I am sure they even need a bit of a breather which means we gotta empty them out every now and then to give us some shopping pleasure right? That and the bonus as you said being to help out the local businesses in town. God, I am sure that would be so heavenly to just hear the soft lapping of waves right outside your door. In a way I am slightly jealous! It’s okay because as long as you sign my cast all will be forgiven on my end!

[tonkiins]

hemswurth​:

That goes both ways. Wouldn’t want to let you down, and it’d crush my heart to see you disappointed in me. You better get used to my cheesy side. It comes out the longer you know me. Reading each other’s minds is one of the many perks we have. I did! Made the deal years ago, and I’m lucky that they’ve kept their side of their bargain because it makes swimming around feel much safer. You don’t have to worry about them coming up to you while we’re out surfing. I am more than happy that you decided to come along. Especially seeing that it’s your hometown so I can finally see the places you hung out in and I’m seeing Sydney in a new light with you around. Are you getting tired of all of the surfing adventures that we keep going on or do you have enough energy to go a few more times before we leave next week? Oh, I’m ready to show off the tan. Probably won’t be able to show too much since it’s still chilly in Bayview, and I feel like I wear dozens of layers back home. Wonderful. I’ll have you be my next spotter. Show my trainer how it’s done by yelling out kind things. Amazing salads? Sign me up. I like my green foods, too.

I think if anything you would be the last person to let me down, which I am very grateful for that and you. I will always welcome your cheesy side with open arms, so long as you can put up with mine. Knowing that’s just one of our perks I am very intrigued to find out the other ones we have together. I think I find you a lot more attractive now that I know you made a deal with sharks, or should I be incredibly scared about it? That’s yet to be decided. Although I am incredibly happy I haven’t seen any while we’ve been surfing! I hope you have enjoyed me tagging along with you, and of course showing you my hometown has been one of my favorite things since we have been here. I mean we have a couple of more days to go out and find some awesome adventures to do before we head back home to Bayview right? God me too, I am sure a lot of people will be jealous of how golden we look, although by the time we get back at least we would’ve kissed the snow goodbye right? You do that too? I had to buy a lot of layers when I first moved forgetting that there are actually 4 seasons around town rather than just the one. I will be the best spotter I promise! And of course give rewards every now and then as that’s what good spotters do right? Just wait till you hear about this pasta salad I read about on the internet.

[tonkiins]

egrossum​:

The unpacking has been a trial. I’m trying to get everything where I want it. I figure if I’m going to set up my place I’d rather do it once and get it done. Oh I’ve met a lot of friendly people here so far. I really like this town so far. 

Gosh I can imagine! I have never liked unpacking, it’s why I mostly spaced it out so I could be real slow while figuring out how to fit everything into a tiny apartment! But at least the end result of unpacking is worth it right? Aw I am glad to hear it, did you have fun at the Snow Tracks on the weekend?

[tonkiins]

bskarsgard​:

I know what you mean, and I at least try to find something good about every place I visit. Though that’s normally not too much a struggle. I know some places just stand out as memorable more than others, though. Oh, nice! That’s definitely amazing in the summer, running on the beach and then swimming to cool off after. And it would be, we’d have to be dorks and race, of course. I’m with you on that, especially with all the snow we’ve had in the last weeks. The moral of the story is, Santa has a lot of magic tricks up his sleeve. He has to for making it around the world in one night! I get that, and you want them to be more comfortable if possible. I tell myself that to feel better about any failures early on, that I just have to get better at whatever it is. Thank you, and absolutely I’d always need the help organizing! I don’t have an excuse to throw a dinner party right now, but if that changes in the future, I’m definitely calling you and giving you extra food as a thank you. Exactly, and then they’ll be magical and fun to put up again. Though I’m sure if Dylan had her say, they’d have been left up when she likes them so much. Yeah, I felt the same way. It’s always nice to see that kind of energy in a space, too. Aw, did you have a good time? We went to the gala too, so it was a fun night.

It probably goes under the whole saying of you find something good and it makes you remember? I am not sure how the saying goes exactly but you’re right about that! Some places just stand out more than others and when they do, you can’t help but always wanna go back. It’s a win win situation in a way? Going for a run, especially in the heat I always love a nice dip in the sea afterwards. Oh you just know that I will absolutely be pulling you in to be dorks and go for a race as that would be amazing. I will admit though, now that it’s getting into Spring I do slightly miss the snow. Who knew Santa was not only magical but also talented as hell? I surely didn’t! No I am in complete agreement with you about that! I think that’s a good thing to tell yourself to feel better, because I am the exact same and hope that eventually I will get better at the thing I am working on! Perfect! I am pretty good at organizing events so when you feel like throwing one I am totally willing to help you out with that! And not just for the extra food, although that’s an amazing bonus. Aw I can imagine she would love it a lot, and I was the same as a kid where I was real sad when the decorations came down so I can relate to that! I did have a really good time, it was actually my first time going to a gala like that so it was really beautiful! That sounds really sweet, did the two of you head to the snow tracks for the weekend?

[tonkiins]

— phoebetonkin via instagram

⤷ @phoebetonkin: No trip can compare how amazing this one has been with you @hemswurth Et. March 2021

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chrispwhitelaw​:

It might hurt your legs a little bit but you’ll look…like soemthing. I mean, I think I’m not ancient but I’m getting there. I’m sure it happened, but it was around the Princess Diaries 2 era of my life. Well, he is handsome but I don’t think anyone is really saying that Channing is a stunning actor so much as a stunning…face. But he’s funny and charming. I have been, I was the Prince in Into the Woods so I got to sing and be a douchebag for a whole movie. That’s all I can ask for. Imagine if I showed up to red carpets with the trucker hat. Nah, not sad. I’m happy the way I am, though I understand my favorite fake wife has been getting cuddly with another Chris these past few weeks…

Probably may need to even invest in one of those leg massagers if they’re real sore at the end of the day. When you become ancient though I can end up calling you a legend right? Okay but the Princess Diaries should be everyone’s ear if you ask me. It’s probably the face that makes him so handsome right? Funny guy and charming, but stunning actor may not suit it. Oh that’s right! There’s a million memes of you singing “agony” some of them being my favorite I have to add. If you did that though I would be cheering you on in your trucker hat on the red carpet which would be incredibly iconic. I would never want to see you said-wait, hang on. Your favorite?! Does this mean you have other fake wives? Because if so I may consider putting our fake marriage into marriage counseling for the... Well not only your affairs but my cuddly ones with another Chris.