it's bev!

Trans gal on the internet who likes a bunch of things and memes. Writes about junk (asecretarea.com). She/they.

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[fancyfrogg]

Sage I beg you don’t keep this in the tags

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[tonyacatte]

New Secret Area post: It's Unreal.

Epic Games and Digital Extremes' foray into the first-person shooter genre was pretty mindblowing for 1998, and it's the only classic FPS I hadn't written about yet.

Shares and comments appreciated, as always.

Unreal: One epic mega game. - You Found a Secret Area!

Over the years I've covered some of the heaviest of heavy hitters in the old-school FPS space. Except for one. It's time to tackle Epic Game

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

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my xkit makes it the old format so

[sharkishblue]

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

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the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

[tonyacatte]

New Secret Area post: On random memes, old game shows and "Glunch."

A meme among me and a few friends goes from a silly image on Tumblr to me discovering the show the image is from.

One of my nerdy pop culture journeys.

On memes, old game shows and Glunch. - You Found a Secret Area!

Back in 2019, I discovered an absurd meme image of a guy saying something with "Glunch" on the bottom of the picture. This is my journey of

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[tonyacatte]

New Secret Area Post: It's R.I.P.D.: The Game.

A licensed title based on a movie based on a comic book. And it's really, really boring.

Shares and comments appreciated, as always.

R.I.P.D.: The Game - Deado on Arrival. - You Found a Secret Area!

In all my years of playing licensed games, I have finally discovered one that's bad and rarely has anything going for it. That's R.I.P.D: Th

[tvneon]

[toddycats]

another comic about friendship

the first one is here

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Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

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[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[the-punforgiven]

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

[mushroomsandteeth]

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

[mushroomsandteeth]

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

[mushroomsandteeth]

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

[knightjockey]

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

[sadhoc]

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.