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@tonyiscoolcool
Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:
jesus
just because you could be making a healthier decision doesnt mean you're a bad person or doing something wrong by making an unhealthier one. and regardless, how moral you are doesn't change the fact you need and deserve support. your health and wellbeing matter, always.
[ID: A tweet by @MenEnjoyers that says "He gayed transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes" /end ID]
@wolfwoodbignaturals @pancake-syrup
zending
To whoever needed to hear it
I've become a vendor at an antique fair and needless to say I'm experiencing levels of autism previously unknown to man. I'm using my Encyclopedic knowledge of teacups beam on you
SEE MY TEACUPS BOY
started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
maggie and moe.
i took out about 18k of loans for an illustration degree at a time where i thought i could pay that off in five or ten years-- that i could make money as an artist, pay my rent, pay my bills, pay a couple hundred a month and whittle it down. if i got a job illustrating for a magazine or publisher, just a few of those jobs might clear by debt. lots of places had in-house illustrators then: lots of magazines, interior designers, videogame startups, magazines, even websites. it was possible. i was promised if i worked hard to add college skills to my native talent, it was guaranteed.
i never made it. the economy crashed halfway through my degree. it never recovered. studios fired artists by the thousands and hired them on as freelancers. the housing market crashed and bounced and mutated. rent was insane. the minim wage didn't twitch. but the interest on those unpayable loans went up, and up, and up.
ive paid a couple thousand back, bit by bit. but now i owe 42,000 dollars. there's no reason for it. my lenders just made those numbers up and no one stopped them. i borrowed 18 and payed back maybe 5. no one is losing 42,000 dollars if biden clears that debt tomorrow. my debt's already been sold a few times anyway. that means even the original lender shrugged off the loss.
so yeah, i want the government to bail me out. they bailed out all the banks that fucked the economy before i ever grew up. they bailed out all the corporations who starved their workers of fair pay and steady careers for decade after hungry decade. they sure as fuck bailed out every landlord who gouged 90% of my paycheck out plus my security deposit plus pet rent for the privilege of a shitty little box with plastic carpets and leaking roofs.
all these great big men who have unrepentantly fucked up the economy bigtime has gotten to laugh it off and then chug down a firehose of taxpayer funded absolution. i want the 12,000 that my original lender already traded away, that i paid for a broken dream, to be so easily dismissed. i deserve that. we all do.
i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.
he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING
pillow princess looking for matching headboard hunk :3
But WHO is doing the WORK
#Are they just lying next to eachother?!?#😂😂
YES we are just holding hands and we are each holding like a cool rock or something with our other hands. like otters.
Barbie marriage
I am in love with Clara 😭
Transcript:
Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.
Hey btw I saw a video a while back where someone was filming a guy through his window in his own house to make fun of him so I decided to report it to Twitter, writing to them about how it’s illegal to record people in their own houses without consent (in America) and they actually took down the post despite it having more than 100k likes so basically point is: if you see someone being an asshole and posting people without their consent, report that shit for exposing private information, write a note about how it violates laws (in the u.s. it is illegal to record people where they have the expectation of privacy, (their own home, a bathroom, a changing room) laws on filming in public vary from state to state so look up your local laws) and if the content posted features you, threaten to sue them even if you know you don’t have the means to sue. scare social media sites into not allowing people to record others without their consent
it’s very funny to grow up and become the age you used to think adults were so old and wise at and realize that their inner monologue was ABSOLUTELY “shit shit shit shit shit shit” the whole time
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.
i think 90% of the conversations i have with cashiers go "hello, how are you?" "pretty good, how bout you?" "good, good" and then we dont look at each other and i leave. sometimes, the cashier is friendly and attempts further conversation. it's scary but somehow i havent died yet.
Sounds awful
Here is how 99% of my interactions with customers go in Icelandic:
Me: "Daginn" (good day)
Customer: "Daginn" (good day)
Me: "Má bjóða þér poka?" (would you like a bag?)
C: "Já takk/nei takk" (yes/no thanks)
Me: "Þá er það [verð]" (that will be [price])
*customer pays silently*
Me: "Má bjóða þér kvittunina?" (would you like the receipt?)
C: "Já/nei takk" (yes/no thanks)
Me: "Takk fyrir, eigðu góðan dag" (thank you, have a nice day)
C: "Takk sömuleiðis" (thanks, you too)
I cannot emphasise enough how pretty much everyone here follows this exact script to the letter so when someone goes outside of that script I have no idea what to do I wasn't expecting improv I was expecting to say the same things I always say
If it's worth anything, it goes exactly like this in Australia too I think Americans are just a little wild like that
Oh yeah I encounter a lot of tourists at work and it's honestly only the americans who don't follow this exact script
The world is a beautiful place when viewed through your eyes I've changed my mind I am pro small talk when it's sincere now
