100% done with all of you

Maria Hill. Former Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Now working with the Avengers.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

[scarletmemewitch]

i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"

[memeria-hill]

Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?

[scarletmemewitch]

the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting

[memeria-hill]

and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.

[scarletmemewitch]

the fashion! and the hijinx!

...everything else sucked, tho, you're right

[memeria-hill]

Is that why you kept moving it forward in time, you realised that everything sucked and there's reasons we left the 50s etc. behind?

[scarletmemewitch]

are you my therapist now?

[memeria-hill]

Well according to one identity of mine's credentials, I am licensed to be.

Depends on whether Old SHIELD generated diplomas count as legitimate or not.

[scarletmemewitch]

...i don't know what i expected

[memeria-hill]

Old SHIELD got up to some crazy and also horrifyingly morally sketchy stuff, you know that.

Honestly shouldn't have surprised anyone that HYDRA had infiltrated the whole lot.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

[scarletmemewitch]

i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"

[memeria-hill]

Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?

[scarletmemewitch]

the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting

[memeria-hill]

and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.

[scarletmemewitch]

the fashion! and the hijinx!

...everything else sucked, tho, you're right

[memeria-hill]

Is that why you kept moving it forward in time, you realised that everything sucked and there's reasons we left the 50s etc. behind?

[scarletmemewitch]

are you my therapist now?

[memeria-hill]

Well according to one identity of mine's credentials, I am licensed to be.

Depends on whether Old SHIELD generated diplomas count as legitimate or not.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

[scarletmemewitch]

i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"

[memeria-hill]

Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?

[scarletmemewitch]

the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting

[memeria-hill]

and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.

[scarletmemewitch]

the fashion! and the hijinx!

...everything else sucked, tho, you're right

[memeria-hill]

Is that why you kept moving it forward in time, you realised that everything sucked and there's reasons we left the 50s etc. behind?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

[scarletmemewitch]

i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"

[memeria-hill]

Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?

[scarletmemewitch]

the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting

[memeria-hill]

and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

[scarletmemewitch]

i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"

[memeria-hill]

Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?

[memeria-hill]

What do you mean the Helicarrier is going down? I'm on it right... uh oh. Mayday!

[love-from-belle]

My grandfather died yesterday.

It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.

He was alright the day before.

I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.

Please do not reblog this.

Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

this seems like a good cause

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

[freyjadottir87]

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

[red-gay-tree]

@bittergayvvitch

[frustratedasatruar]

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

[awkward-finger-guns]

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

[ab0masum]

Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.

[luckymisfortune]

@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus

For a good cause?

[kingscrown666]

Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.

[alexseanchai]

it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!

[goliath-de-senfina-sango]

@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley

[five-rivers]

27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

can you do a tutorial

[memeria-hill]

It's day 5 billion of lockdown and I am actively considering starting an egg smashing competition in the compound.

[wtfduolingo]

El presidente me cae mal

I don't like the president

[memeria-hill]

I love how badass you are 😍

Thank you! I enjoy being badass!

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[beth-the-meme-weaver]

It's so true cause when it's the weather I use celsius, when it's cooking I use farenheit, when I'm sewing I use inches, when it's liquids I use millimeters, and when its weight it's in pounds

[memeria-hill]

Goodness alone knows what height I am in cm, you can fite me and I still won't measure myself in cm, it's pointless and annoying. Why use, like, 8 syllables when the average could be three?

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Steve, thoughts on the stupidity of anyone that angers Pepper and Natasha at the same time?

I mean, it’ll be a pretty brief stupidity before they disappear down a deep, dark hole. Barely even time to comment on it, really. It’s a good thing that Pepper and Natasha are patient women, honestly, or about half the male Avengers would still be missing. 

[natasharomanovamemequeen]

we’re just biding our time for sweet sweet revenge

[memeria-hill]

I have some people who need a healthy dosage of revenge used against them

[frogmp3]

[bastardcrowley]

Here lies Elijah. He was a little bit disappointed in his hands.

[what-are-even-humans]

Here lies Isak. He was also the first to get my cousin in a post office.

[dum-meme]

Here lies Dummy. He was in a bad brain accident.

…Sounds like something U would write.

[scarletmemewitch]

here lies wanda. she was the only person in my family who had a very good feeling

…right

[memewarmachinerox]

Here lies James Rhodes, he was a little bit of a line of credit.

[lokid--child-of-memes]

Here lies Loki. He was a bit of a jerk.

okay then :/

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Here lies Thor. He was a great leader in a great time travel.

um…

[meme-mystique]

Here lies Raven. She was doing some research on the floor.

Um…maybe Thor accidentally dropped Mjolnir on my head while I was doing research?

[memeria-hill]

Here lies Maria. She was the only person who was born in a single family home.

wHAT?!?!

[jemma-simmemes]

What constitutes as a bad Christmas Jumper??? And how do you convince some you love that bad jumpers are fun to wear when you aren't the only one wearing them???

[memeria-hill]

A green jumper with just snowflakes?

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[literateterrarian]

(so this face?)

[courtofnothing]

Yes

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[memeria-hill]

They… did what?!

[memewarmachinerox]

Nothing, @memeria-hill. These aren’t the geeks you’re looking for. Move along.

[memeria-hill]

This is going to take so much work to fix.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[literateterrarian]

(so this face?)

[courtofnothing]

Yes

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[memeria-hill]

They... did what?!