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[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

[tonystanktower]

Peter: Harley, are you seeing anyone?

Harley, flirtatiously: no, why?

Peter: I just think maybe seeing a therapist would be good for you.

[tonystanktower]

Tony: you could've died, kid

Peter: no I'm okay! The doctor said all the bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[tonystanktower]

Peter: Hey, Felicia, what are we doing here?

Felicia: Oh Spidey, didn’t you know? They made a musical about me!

Peter: They—they did what?!

CATS: THE MUSICAL STARTS TO PLAY

Felicia: MEMORIES ALL ALONEE ON THE PAVEMENTTT~

[tonystanktower]

The team: *on a mission*

Tony, jokingly: *sprays Peter with bugspray*

Peter: *gagging, screaming, throwing up*

Tony: what the fuck

Peter: IM A FUCKING BUG YOU DUMB OLD MAN

[tonystanktower]

Peter, feeling depressed: idk guys I'm just not feeling very fergalicious today.

[tonystanktower]

Miles: Bow bow bow, bow bow bow, bow bow bow bow bow bow bow, heyy

Gwen: Hey!

Miles: WHAT-

[tonystanktower]

Peter: Call the cops!

Miguel: No

Peter: No? What do you mean, no?

Miguel: I mean no, what? Do you want hear it in Spanish? No

[tonystanktower]

Cindy: I’m bored

Felicia: Let’s rob a place

Cindy: No

Felicia: Why not?

Cindy: …I have anxiety

[tonystanktower]

Concept: Avengers Band

Tony: *playing drums* Okay guys, play along

Nat: *plays guitar*

Bruce: ♬ I want to die ♬

Thor: Bruce, no-

Bruce: ♬ I don’t want to live anymore ♬

Thor: Guys-

Bruce: ♬ I really want to die so bad ♬

Loki: Brother, your work friend seems to be doing terribly

Bruce: ♬ Throw my body into the dark abyss, I yearn for death’s sweet kiss ♬

Tony: *picking up the beat*

Bruce: ♬ EVERYBODY SUCKS AND NOBODY IS COOL AND EVERY DAY I’M STILL ALIVE IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE ♬

[tonystanktower]

Peter 1: So you guys had an Uncle Ben instead of an Aunt May? That’s wild

Peter 2: No, I have an Aunt May

Peter 3: Yeah, me too

Peter 1: You guys grew up with both parental figures?

[tonystanktower]

Tony: Where’s Peter?

Steve: Not sure.

Tony: One moment.

Tony, yelling: WE’RE GOING DOWN

Peter, from the crowd: WE’RE YELLING TIMBER

[tonystanktower]

Steve: I’d give my left arm to be able to do that.

Bucky:

Steve:

Bucky: *gives Steve his left arm*

Steve: Bucky, no-

[tonystanktower]

Bucky, taking his arm off before bed: *gets ready to sleep*

Rocket in the corner of the room: hehehehehehe

[tonystanktower]

John Walker: *walks into a room*

Bucky: I suddenly have a really bad headache.

[tonystanktower]

Peter: Mr Stark, I want a drink!

Tony: Thor, can you get the kid a drink?

Thor, walking in with a six pack of beer: Here, man of spiders!

Loki, walking in with a juice box: Oh for Odin’s sake, brother, he cannot have beer.

Peter: Thank you, Mr Loki!

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Tony Stark + Dad™ energy