i bet you all thought i was dead or some shit
guess again, fuckos
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@tonythegray
i bet you all thought i was dead or some shit
guess again, fuckos
"Why do you always stare at me the way you do, Tony? Do you hate me or something?"
ur fuckin eyebrows are like two unshaven dicks on ur face is why
I leave you alone for two seconds and you go off and you mess the entire internet up. God, man. AT LEAST INVITE ME FIRST! Hahaha! Nah I'm just kidding, don't actually do that. That's a terrible idea. Last time you and I had a "great" idea the fuzz nearly got you locked up @ 51. I don't have enough bail money so lets just play games or some crap. P.S.-- Dinner question: Pasta or Burgers? Yeehaw or Neehaw?
alf if you don’t get me in n out animal style fries i will chop off that dumb ahoge for the third fuckin time
B)
nice shades
im still alive, binch
why do you humans think we look like this
like bro i cant even jerk off to that come on
spring break more like spring break me off a piece of that kit kat bar haha im an alien i don’t attend school
y’all homestucks having a blast, meanwhile im a real alien and i dont have any cool horns
WE CAN’T ALL BE PERFECT.
you got something to say you crusty crab fucker
NOBODY WOULD BE HERE IF NOT FOR MY INCOMPETENCE, SO YEA THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY–WAIT WHAT? I DO *WHAT* TO CRABS?!
first of all im gonna need you to ignore the fact that the previous reblgo was from the incorrect blog
second of all fuck you crab nerd
y’all homestucks having a blast, meanwhile im a real alien and i dont have any cool horns
Vore me alien daddy
you come into my house
Eat my ass
i mean i could but alfred would probably get pissed off
TBH I can remember and it's a touchy subject >:0
mmmmm sounds like fake news to me
Yo what's up fellow alien
“fellow”
what fuckin planet are you from
cuz if you say earth then i got news for you buddy pal
just at the computer playing overwatch, fucking up some genji mains
im still here, nerds
this is my former neighbor tom back from my home planet
hes a ho
guess who’s still here, nerds
y’all thought i was just here for april fools, but nah son
im stickin around to fuck shit up