A (side) blog to write about and save any post that inspires me to write fanfic. Congrats chat, you inspired me enough that I needed to make a whole separate blog for it
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My original method of collecting posts that inspired me to write (mainly fanfiction and mainly Hazbin Hotel related) very quickly became tedious, unmanageable and is slowly becoming unusable, so I made a side blog so I can collect and organise them better!
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Currently Working On: Alastor in Twilight
Things I Would Like To And/Or Plan To Write:
Alastor in RE 7 (listen the thought of Alastor unintentionally but continuously pulling an Ethan Winters is a funny thought on its own…add Vox getting pissed and having a mental breakdown about it to the point of causing a citywide blackout while screaming for Alastor to look at the “camera”? Hilarious)
(Multiple) Alastor is Emily’s Parent/Mom Reveals/Realisations
I have various bits and pieces for a connected Alastor in Wonderland series
…and so much more! Probably too much more! Haha! (please help me)
Alastor and Vox get de-aged to before their falling out and now it's the Hotels problem.
It would be interesting to see a Alastor who is softer and genuinely happy with his platonic situationship.
Vincent meanwhile is the cutest soggiest little nice guy to ever exist. (Everyone see's Alastor vision in this).
They stay at the hotel and try to figure out their future selves motives with little success, although it's nice for Alastor to have his soul back.
There's musical numbers, parties, long nights at the bar, sleepovers on Alastor's bayou, Mimzy's chaos, work around the hotel, redemption activities Vincent gets bullied into... Everything's just a little bit softer around the edges, they have eternity together in hell why rush?
Ordinary sinners wouldn't recognise box head Vincent as Vox although Vincent would have a bit of a panic attack learning about his future self's crashout.
Vincent: *cute adorable big box head*
Everyone: Awwww
Vincent: *is out of Alastor's sight and promptly starts Voxing, cult-leader-ing, and being the ruthless murderer he was in life*
Everyone: Wait, what?
Charlie, who had thought that perhaps Vox became so evil after their friendship broke up because Alastor had done something to him, is now realising no, it was the other way around - Vox was being NICE because he liked Alastor.
Past!Alastor on the other hand, genuinely is softer and nicer and they're seeing him with dilated pupils and ears back and soft crooked smile and genuinely enjoying Vincent's company and they get to see the difference between that him and the one they know, who never lets his guard down.
Also, with them de-aged - the Vees want their tv back, and if they have to bring the radio deer along with him then fine!
(What if they're not deaged, but are brought in form the past? And get to see their future selves?)
Angel Dust's pov of the whole situation would be interesting, especially if the Vees do managed to bring de-aged Alastor and Vincent to Vee Tower
Angel Dust does have some warning that Alastor and Vox would be behaving differently because Cherri has been texting him and Val and Vel have been trying to get the deets from him. Angel Dust only knows that Alastor and Vox had been de-aged by about 70 years to when they were a pair and whatever else Cherri from the Hotel has told him
De-aged Alastor interacting with Angel would be interesting and they could become friends. In the pilot, Alastor's first line to Angel Dust was "And what do you do, my effeminate fellow?" Angel Dust after season 2 could give a different response.
Angel Dust and Vincent would be interesting. It must give Angel whiplash to see that the guy who hypnotized him into betraying the Hotel and harming his friends act soft around Alastor. Then when it’s Angel Dust and Vincent without Alastor, Vincent acts like the Vox that Angel knows, especially if Alastor and Angel started to get along.
Ooh oh god Angel! I forgot! I think he would learn about the deaging from Cherri, and when Val and Vel are panicking over Vox being gone that might come out, they go to the hotel to see him, show him that even without him remembering he's still a Vee! He's still one of them! But they've never seen him this happy or sweet so okay, they'll bring Alastor in, that's fine they enjoyed spending time with him when he was a prisoner, so they bring him over along with Vincent, and he'd get along well with Angel Dust - which Vincent would HATE, and Angel is once more facing a jealous Vox who has power over him.
Does anyone try to tell to de-aged Alastor and Vincent that they had/will have a falling out? (I don't know which time tense to use)
If so, who would tell them?
If someone does tell the pair, Alastor and Vincent can be like "Why did we have a falling out?" And everyone else is like "We don't know! You each refused to talk about it! Some of us didn't even know you used to be friends!"
Wait, the version of events that Alastor told the public was "He asked me to join his team. I said no, and now he's pissy."
Alternatively, the Hazbin crew sorta agreed that it would be best to not tell the de-aged pair since they are getting along and it would be best to keep them from fighting for the time being.
By the way, Charlie is totally taking the chance to get to know this softer/friendlier Alastor. Alastor can be in mentor mode again for Charlie.
Vincent would get jealous of Charlie taking Alastor's attention, especially if Alastor instinctively went into mentor mode for her too.
It would hilarity if Vincent got jealous/envious of Lucifer too if Lucifer rejoins the plot.
Lucifer, missing the banter he and Alastor had, could remember that the banter/rivalry started at first sight, so it shouldn't be hard to get that dynamic again with an Alastor that doesn't remember him.
Alastor and Lucifer having fun banter. Alastor is having more fun because he doesn't remember he was ordered to be at the hotel so he might think he joined the hotel by his own choice, especially if someone tells him his reason that he gave when he first arrived. Maybe Alastor and Lucifer have more getting along type of banter
Lucifer and Vincent hate each other. Lucifer hates Vincent for stuff he did as Vox. Vincent envies Lucifer, the King and Big Boss of Hell. Vincent also gets jealous over that Lucifer gives so much attention to Alastor and that Lucifer and Alastor can banter/have chemistry.
I think they wouldn't tell them, but they will (or at least VINCENT eventually will) turn on the TV eventually and find out about the 'capture and humiliation parade and then breaking free and fight and canon suicide attempt' THING and be baffled and horrified and wondering what the fuck happened.
It also lets Vincent know why he's so much weaker then he should be, his approval rating is so low!
And I agree that Vox is jealous of Charlie, especially if Alastor is mentoring her as he mentors HIM, and is trying to defend that position as Charlie enjoys this softer Alastor - and then Lucifer shows up?
Lucifer, who hates Vox and is clear about it, who is the King of Hell, who banters with Alastor who banters BACK - Vox is STEAMING with jealousy!
The game mechanic in RE8 of collecting crystalized corpses of your enemies and selling them off for more weapons/supplies is the most Alastor thing I have ever heard. If he can't eat them, might as well sell them for more supplies to kill more people.
Anonymous asked:
Alastor has proven to be a great RE protagonist, so it would make sense to Chris that Alastor would be a worthy candidate to continue the Redfield Bloodline
It’s a running joke that Chris wants Leon or Ethan to continue the Redfield Bloodline by hooking them up with his sister Claire
Alastor: For the last time, I will not fuck your sister
Anonymous asked:
Resident Evil/Serial Roommates
What was going on in the heads of the other detectives Guy worked work? Their coworker/friend got sent off to investigate missing persons on the Baker Ranch, but months passed and he was nowhere to be found. Searches came up fruitless and created more missing persons, and Alastor must have gone to the station constantly pressing them for any information and making it obvious if they weren't going to find Guy, Alastor would.
Then Alastor disappeared too. He appeared again a day later covered in blood and god knows what else, trying to help a Guy who looked like he was starved and tortured. But he was alive and could come back on the force.
But Guy was traumatized from his time in the Baker Ranch, he wasn't the same person they saw as a friend, and this was the 1920/30s so nobody knew how to deal with that. And just when they thought it couldn’t get worse, Guy started to get sick. Really sick.
Anonymous asked:
Alastor has always kept his hands hidden from view. So when the everyone sees how many times his hands have suffered it makes sense
Anonymous asked:
When Valentino saw Lady Dimitrescu on screen for the first time
Valentino: I want her to sit on my face
Vox and Velvet: …
Valentino: Vox, I know you better not be judging
Anonymous asked:
While trapped in Alastor’s past, it was hundreds times more disturbing and terrifying for everyone. Especially when they found out first hand they can get hurt.
Husk and Angel are dealing with Jack Baker and no matter what they do, he keeps coming back and can’t stay down. Charlie and Vaggie are forced to play Lucas’ twisted games. While Nifty is off killing every bug she sees; she meets Marguerite and she doesn’t get scared. In fact, Nifty is the one trying to track down and kill her.
Meanwhile Lucifer is trying to search for Charlie and has to deal with Mold. Now normally this would be a walk in the park for him, but he has no access to his powers. Now he has to rely on weapons, learning to combine things and basically everything he saw Alastor do.
Lucifer trying to shoot and he keeps missing his targets. Dude can’t even use the knife correctly
They’re all doom. I can’t help but wonder how they’ll fair in RE8
Anonymous asked:
Since Lucifer saw Alastor’s interactions with Rosemary, he couldn’t help but find the Radio Demon even more interesting. In conclusion, Lucifer believed Alastor got it wrong, the Radio Demon is more like a mom than a dad. That creepy girl Eveline even called Alastor mommy. And Lilith isn’t around and Charlie does need a mommy and she always wanted siblings.
Anonymous asked:
Vox eavesdrops on the rest of the hotel seeing Alastor’s memories, but because he’s eavesdropping grossly misunderstands the entire situation at the Baker's Estate. Featuring gems like thinking Eveline is Guy’s child based on her referring to him as such, and completely misreading the nature of Guy and Alastor’s relationship.
Aka Vox’s misunderstanding of the situation and attempting to use it against Alastor leads to Alastor being really really confused why a fake Guy is referring to Eveline as “our daughter.” He’s not being re-traumatized, it’s so absurd he doesn’t know what to do with it or how the Baker's Estate got misconstrued to this degree.
Anonymous asked:
Resident Evil 7/8
RE8 probably didn't happen while Alastor was alive because that's too heroic a death for someone who went to hell, it happened after he was dead and everyone was in hell (the lords becoming overlords). So when Al dies to defeat the villain he respawns in heaven and immediately tries to get out.
Everyone is devastated that Alastor committed self sacrifice, only for Alastor to appear in hell 5 minutes later because he clawed his way back down.
Anonymous asked:
Resident Roommates AU
Quoting a previous anon ask: "Can we all agree that if Guy were to fall for whatever reason, his demon form would be legitimately horrifying? His base form would probably look mostly human like Alastor (didn’t we say he had some dog traits, like he is to dogs what Alastor is to deer?) but going into his full demon form would tap into the mold he was infected with for months in the Baker Estate and become something grotesque. Shit like his burned away angel wings regenerating comprised entirely of the mold. That, and if he died of cancer related to his exposure to the mold, what is a more fucked up demon form to have than that of the thing that caused your torture, possession, and later slow death?"
If Guy is meant to have dog-traits in the afterlife, may I propose his full demon form would be a mold-based variant on Scylla? In some versions of her myth, she’s said to have multiple dog heads coming from her body so it would work.
Also the line “we both know what it takes to survive” from Scylla's song in the Epic musical hits different in context of the Baker's Estate.
Alastor constantly references the Baker Estate (RE7) and never elaborates, and it drives the hotel insane.
Why do you obsessively clean? "We can't allow this place to fall into ruin. If this hotel meets the same disgusting fate as the Baker Estate, then where would we be?"
Why does Niffty's job have such emphasis on killing bugs? "I'm sick of those vile creatures. Nothing could compare to the Baker Estate, I already made sure we have no mold-infested monsters giving birth to them, but the point stands."
How did Alastor tank the hit from Adam? "This is nothing compared to the Baker Estate, all I needed were some herbs and I am good as new. I could lose a leg and be walking the same hour."
Things like that and it gets to a point even Lucifer is about to start investigating to figure out what the hell he is talking about.
The Resident Evil 7 AU, that post where Alastor takes out Guy quickly, but realises the only way to save him is to go back into that house and does so? That is an unambiguously heroic act - I wanna see the Hotel folks react to it. Maybe Alastor is sent into a coma and they need to go through his mind to wake him up. Or ooh - maybe Vox gets a power upgrade/makes a deal and is able to trap all the hotel characters in a television that show them their worst memories - and Alastor gets the rest of them out but then they get to the baker house and he has a panic attack and the memory takes over, so Vox (and Lucifer cause he's looking for his daughter) gets to see it too.
Also, if we say that the Baker house happened in the 20's, than Lucas, with his technology and recording of his victims in videos, might well do it on the RADIO instead. Record their screams.
Charlie: OH! The Radio Demon is a response to trauma! He's doing to others what was done to him -
So to make sure I understand, Alastor's a serial killer/war veteran with combat experience, so he was able to grab mold-possessed Guy and leave without getting the iconic punch and head stomp from Jack Baker. He took Guy from the estate, only to find out Guy can't leave without a cure or the one causing this dying, so he goes back to the estate to figure that out.
Where did he put Guy in the meantime? Did he leave mold-crazy Guy with Mr. Zombie-Punching-Simulator Joe Baker on the edge of the property? The man so powerful that his punches are stronger than a shotgun? Or did he take Guy with him on this adventure and hope for the best?
And if he did drop Guy off with Joe, why not take Joe with him and tag-team this? Alastor getting Guy out early implies the main game and the End of Zoe DLC happen at the same time or Guy gets re-kidnapped by the Bakers so many times his kidnapping score in this one night tops Alastor's kidnapping score in hell now and forever.
I want to know how many Resident Evil fans were already on this blog and how many got their fandom tag flooded with our nonsense and decided to check it out.
Anonymous asked:
In RE8 there were radio recordings of Mia during her pregnancy with Rose, hyperventilating, trying to assure herself everything would be fine, apologizing to Ethan, alluding to something she can’t tell him, etc.
Unless the mold did something else entirely, Guy can’t be pregnant. What if those recordings later used to torment Alastor (accessed the same way Lucifer learns Alastor’s past) were recordings of Guy realizing he is really sick and going to die from it? Because unlike Mia, Guy wouldn’t have enough experience with the mold to know Alastor is infected, and if he did there’s no reason not to tell Alastor the truth, so what other secret could he be hiding from Alastor besides one about his own sickness?
Anonymous asked:
Alastor died before he got to experience RE8 (if he gets a Hazbin equivalent, it's in hell) but if he did, he would have a way better time of it just on principle of going in knowing he's super infected with the mold after reading the documents in the RE7 lore room, or he would find out the second he gets told his blood tastes stale. "Excuse me? My blood is--wait, fuck, I got infected with the mold, didn't I?" no fucks about vampire ladies trying to suck his blood, he's offended by the insult to quality even when he knows why.
Anonymous asked:
Another questions everyone has is how the every location either has bullets, gun powder to make weapons, healing herbs and things Alastor needs to progress. Also what’s with the puzzles?
@kitsunesongs asked:
If Eveline here grabbed Guy because he was kind to her, sheprobably slotted him into the 'father' role mentally - which means when she brings Alastor to the Baker House, it's because she wants him as her Mother.
Somehow this results in Alastor being dressed in a dress while he's unconscious and doing the whole thing in a dress. This doesn't slow him down at all. Also Eveline calling Alastor 'Mommy'.
Anonymous asked:
How long would it take the hotel to realize Alastor was infected with the mold? It's never said directly in RE7 but between lore documents they would see Alastor read and Alastor's mold-person behaviors (rapid regeneration, eating rotten flesh/cannibal, switching between friendly and aggressive on a dime, etc), one would assume the hotel would put two and two together pretty quickly.
That information doesn't mean much, he's reached the point where a cure would straight-up kill him. What it could do is cause Lucifer to be suspicious assuming he knows where the mold comes from, and make Charlie assume Alastor's murderous tendencies come from the mold when they very much don't. Alastor was just like that, and if not for the regeneration he probably would never notice.
@kitsunesongs asked:
Resident Evil 7
If we are going with Resident Evil 7 happening, what if Resident Evil 8 also happened? Rosemary was Guy's daughter by a one night stand that Alastor is helping raise, and lets be real the Village is basically a few centuries behind modern times anyway.
And that means Alastor dies, saving the baby girl who is basically his daughter.
And gets into heaven - which is so boring he promptly saunters vaguely downwards to hell, where he has much more fun!
Heaven, meanwhile, is freaking out over the fact that their newest Seraphim, the first ever human born Seraphim, is missing!
Guy shows up - maybe as a Dominion or Power, with four wings? Cause he got less of the mold then Alastor - and is all 'okay so my friend should definitely be here...
Bonus points, when the Hazbin Hotel peeps are checking out the Baker House via the crystal ball that shows Al's past, they end up seeing him in the Village as well, and are shocked at how he died - and how he was so gentle and caring with baby Rosemary.
Also! If the Baker House and the Village happened in the 20's/30s, with Alastor dying for baby Rosemary in 1933, then by the time Hazbin Hotel happens, Rosemary would either be in her 90's - or already dead. And in Heaven, presumably. And might even come down to Hell with her Dad to search for the man who her dad made damn sure she knew was basically her other father...
Eveline's origins and crimes mean she's in hell. Alastor no doubt went hunting for and took out Lucas Baker as one of his first kills in hell, so with him either permanently dead or knowing to stay away, Eveline is more than likely how the hotel finds out about Alastor's past.
Eveline wanted a family, and unless she already found one in a place like Cannibal Town, the hotel would be her best option. Especially because in the "Shadow of Rose" DLC, Eveline still wanted Ethan and Mia as her parents in death, so Eveline would still want Alastor and Guy.
Which would be an extremely awkward situation. Alastor has a history of adopting young girls as his own, so unless he spells out his trauma (both from the Baker Estate and Guy's slow death from mold exposure), Charlie isn't going to interfere with Eveline seeing Alastor as "mommy." Eveline would seem like the ideal redemption for the hotel as a girl who committed all her crimes because she wanted a family and used the only method she knew, which isn't a wrong assessment, but makes the whole thing even more awkward.
Just sort of a idea dump of roo owning alastor’s soul or being his mother (or just having any relation)being the enchantress from suicide squad and alastor as June moon Who the enchantress possesses/puppets .
https://youtu.be/F7FmEJsityY?si=Qpbq552k2wi9p_71
Oohhh. Whether Roo owns his soul in this au, or owns ROSIE'S soul and therefore owns his, or whether she's his mother (I like that one) I like the idea of her being able to possess him and it changing him to look like her! I also like the mental image of her hand coming up from under his on a table, him taking it and it flipping and suddenly Roo is there, cause that was great in Suicide Squad.
Would RE8 happen before or after Alastor’s death? Seen scenarios for both pop up but what I wonder about is how the story would even start. Alastor was in Louisiana when he died, which makes sense, the mold in this AU is tied to Roo instead of bioterrorism, so the BSAA is not getting involved because they probably don’t exist. So Alastor and Guy were never put in witness protection and moved to Europe. And if Guy, unlike Mia, is suffering from a terminal illness, Miranda wouldn’t be able to impersonate him believably because Alastor would have Guy’s symptoms memorized.
If RE8 were to happen, I think it would after Alastor is already in hell. That explains Guy’s absence without him needing to be kidnapped again and Miranda needing to impersonate a dying man, and explains the different location if Alastor’s journey took him to another circle in the pride ring, there are nine circles and the RE8 village being one of them run by the four lords isn’t a stretch.
That still brings up the question of who Rose would be unless it’s Charlie, but if it is, where is Lucifer? Does this imply Roo is in the Miranda role as the one responsible for the mold, and her whole villain motive is different (it would have to be, Miranda’s motive is to revive dead child, hard to do in hell)? No idea, but it does explain how Alastor can have his death in Louisiana and the ending of RE8. There’s no way he experiences RE8 and doesn’t go to heaven.
Also Alastor already has experience but combined with his Radio Demon powers, he doesn’t give a shit until he is up against the lords who pose a real threat to him. Crazy old lady appears? Shoot her, end the game before leaving the tutorial. Villagers turning into lycans? No big deal, do some cocaine before leaving the burning building, he is not having another one of these nights sober. That also opens the door to Alastor isn’t as alone as he was the first time, he may be trying to find the other members of the hotel and have interactions with them. Other hotel members could be the POV it switches to after Alastor becomes temporarily unavailable.
If Carmilla is the arms dealer in hell, that implies Alastor constantly going to her and dropping off a pile of crystalized corpses he’s been keeping in his bag to sell her in exchange for weapons, and she is left wondering what the hell he is doing to have this many corpses lying around. This will be coming up in the next overlord meeting.
Resident Evil 7 AU except Alastor does a speedrun. Either he saw the E-001 picture and figured out he had to shoot an old lady, or saw this old lady sitting there menacingly and took no prisoners.
Absolutely ridiculous question: would RE7/8 follow Hazbin Hotel universe's rule about diegetic singing for no reason? Would there be musical numbers going on?
If Alastor does have his RE8 adventure in hell, could Heisenberg use the power of song to recruit him instead of the fumble that was his communication skills talking about his plan?
