milk. peas. gourd. meat.

dubby dubby dubby dot doodah dot dang

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[nintendometro]

Dr. Stewart’s ending from ‘F-Zero GX’ on the Gamecube.

[christianstepmoms]

Jerma off the shits

[timsutton]

Happy July 19th

OOH SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET

today's MY Hornetversary

[marblehornetsupdates]

happy 17 years since tim wrights first debut!

[tolbiny]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goatpaste]

Oh good glad to hear

[goatpaste]

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[goatpaste]

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[goatpaste]

Two time award winning post

[bisexualheritageposts]

Bisexual heritage post

[goatpaste]

Wait hold on everyone, this is more important than the other awards

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[medievaljournalist]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[choco-cheese]

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

[chuuphic]

[raspberry-bi]

1k in the hole this week for medical bills and had to reschedule a flight

ouuhhh

Not even thinking about the nearly 2k to fix my car

Last paycheck from my job came in today since I'm a student now I make no more money