Tool Assisted Rat

She/Her || 24|| AO3

[toolassistedrat]

Considering this dumbass tag is basically all I reblog anyways, I think the funniest version of this bit is to keep this shit pinned and occasionally add and shift the crowboy list. Like a sort of bounty system.

[a-titty-ninja]

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[cottoncandylesbo]

blocked me but my mutuals are smuggling your pet pics past the embargo

[qqchurch]

[illusoryfem]

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[gazeldhazel]

can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk

[fluoresensitives]

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

[thelensart]

I must admit any sequential fanart that has a (current number/total) label from me is basically an attempt to nuke a sensitive american from orbit, while trying to not resort to the old trick "i made tinky winky swear", which is a genre of edgy parody that's also intensely american. i.e. south park. Pikachu will make you face your mortality.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[yujateaandpi]

SCREAMINGGGGGGG

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[its-sacharine-sweetheart]

I need the drug that turns you into a 12 year old girl overnight

[kitteh-phoenixx]

what happens if i take two

[its-sacharine-sweetheart]

you become two six year old girls.

[byjove]

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

[harostar]

Excuse you, her name is Pyrrha.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

[mousegirlheart]

A gamer...