tumblr prompt from anon: “could you please write a fake dating!VHope with smut and eventual feelings? :)“
“Hey, Hoseok,” Taehyung asks, his voice breathy and weak. “Can I ask you a favor?”
Hoseok pulls away from Taehyung’s neck, propping himself on his elbows. “Sure, Tae. Just don’t ask me to set the building on fire for you, because jail sex is not sexy.”
“No,” Taehyung laughs, “it’s not that kind of favor. I was hoping that maybe you’d consider fake dating me? For a little while?”
Hoseok raises his eyebrows, his hazy eyes clearing. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? Why?”
 Taehyung explains, in so many words, with Hoseok’s fingers teasing the skin above his waistband, about Jimin’s infinite set-ups. Hoseok laughs at him, but not in an unkind way. He almost seems like he’s open to the idea.
So, this is the same author as for Read between the (panty) lines, which had the most notes during Poly Week so there for I think y'all probably like this one too. As you might have noticed I tend to call everything fluffy but HAH jokes on you not this one!
This one firstly, has more smut than I usually like? (I’m an innocent ok) (or maybe not but) But honestly there’s something about how TheHalesNyx writes smut that I really like a lot? I think it’s bc its not JUST smut, it usually has more to it than that, and I think that what bothers me with smut most of the time it’s just. There. I CAME HERE FOR A STORY NOT PORN OK. But I do know a lot of people read fanfics bc of just that, the sex, and this one has good sex so like I think all of you that likes that will be happy too.
So the actual story is “We went from strangers that have casual sex to friends that ha e casual sex and then we started fake daiting so your best friend would stop trying to hook you up with random dudes from Facebook and then we both caught feelings ” which I must say is quite creative? Haven’t really seen that trop before. Like sure fake daiting is common but that they were having sex from before? Thats new at least for me. Also usually during fake daiting there comes a time where there’s just angst and missunderstanding and someone gets drunk bc “*insert love intrests name* DOESN’T LOVE ME” And dont get me wrong, I actually kinda like the angst (otherwise I wouldn’t have read as many fake daiting fanfics as I have) but it’s refreshing with a fake daiting fanfic where they both realize they have feelings for each other and just goes “So .. This isn’t fake anymore? Ok” and that’s that.
Also another plus that I can give this fic is that it has side Yoonminkook, which, if you liked Read between the (panty) line , you will probably welcome cause I LOVED that one.
Okay so I still have one day on my “Hobi Week”, (or. Thats today here cause it’s halv past 12 am) and I will give you the last one then! Which will, obviously be, Hoseok x Jungkook. I could have put it out staright after this buut.. There’s only one Hoseok x Jungkook fic that come to mind just like that and that one is kinda very much unfinnished, so I need to search a little and that might take some time.
Cause my history on AO3 is looong and APPERIRNTLY I forgett to bookmark stuff. So I cant filter it. I hate my life. Anyways, goodnight, before I ramble even more THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN I AM WAKE FOR TOO LONG OK.
(JUST REALIZED HOW FUCKING LONG THIS IS I AM SORRY GUYS I JUST CANT CONTROL MYSELF HOLY SHIT)