[liminalwoman]

this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!

[lighttomediumtreason]

Dangerous

[theroadtonowhereleadstome]

Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.

[sacred-portal]

[colourofoctober]

*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*

*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*

[perhapsarat]

The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much

[paulrudo]

Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk

[perhapsarat]

I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot

[perhapsarat]

AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.  

[lolfactory]

[disneyroyalty]

[snapgif]

[humbaba420]

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

[incendavery]

every frickin night

[liberty-flight]

I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

[into-the-weeds]

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

[eugeniedanglars]

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

[kinkandcoil]

Artist: Andrea Stevens

[dossantos23]

wow!

[awesome-picz]

Stunning Works Of Origami Art To Celebrate World Origami Day.

[nubbsgalore]

mycena chlorophos, a bioluminescent mushroom. in japan, where it grows, the mushroom is known as yakoh take, or the night light mushroom. (video)

[ruinedchildhood]

[mykingdomforabutttouch-deactiva]

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.

[quelindx-deactivated20130327]

His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.

[pulchrabelle]

his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard

[chameleon-ari]

His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing

[anordinaryhero]

His eyes were as blue as the rest of his face turned as I strangled him to death

[soggywarmpockets]

Her eyes were the exact shade of blue that Dawn dishwashing liquid turned when poured over the white dinner plates in my kitchen. I felt a surge of guilt as I remembered the sink piled high with dishes. How long had it been since I had washed them? There was no way I could bring a girl home tonight.

[haise-ghoul]

His eyes were as blue as blue da ba dee da ba die

[bey]

Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

[unplatziert]

my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am