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25, Irish, currently addicted to playing ACNH stay humble, stay hungry

[poiverine]

okay guys so here comes the second part of my 3zun modern au where they’re struggling to raise their little demon brothers aND IT’S “DRAW YOUR FAMILY” DAY IN KINDERGARTEN

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

[drwcn]

WHAT IF | the yunmeng trio’s roles get switched up, as in: 

jiang cheng becomes master of demonic cultivation jiang yanli becomes sect leader and  wei wuxian gets thrown into a marriage of alliance with gusu lan’s lan wangji

for legitimate reasons wei wuxian was never able to save jiang cheng 

jiang cheng get tossed into the burial mount and becomes the Master of Demonic Cultivation 

wei wuxian begs jiang yanli to become Sect Leader even though her immediate reaction is asking him to lead. wwx (for so many reasons) just can’t take up the mantle thinking he let his little brother down. 

“Madam Yu’s one last request was that I protect him, and I couldn’t do that. We don’t even know where he is, or if he’s…. I failed him, but I swear to you shijie - no, zong’zhu - I will not fail you. Upon my life, I swear it. My body, mind, and soul belongs to Yunmeng, now and forever.”

jiang cheng took longer than 3 months to master his craft, so the war was a lot longer and bloodier 

wwx’s cultivation grows in leaps and bounds because of necessity, his fame for cultivation is bested only by his fame for strategy on the battlefield. 

at some point, someone in the yunmeng jiang clan suggest to their new leader, “we need a marriage of convenience, to form alliances.” 

wwx glares down anyone who even dares think about forcing his shijie to marry the peacock, but the elders are just like:

“No, we didn’t mean the Sect Master, that would be foolish, we meant…well we meant you -” 

Wei Wuxian, “……” 

Yanli adamantly refused, “A-Xian, you’re my only brother left, I would hate to see you unhappy with someone you didn’t love.” 

WWX was willing to sacrifice himself, “no shijie, I’ll do it. For Yunmeng, I’ll do anything.” 

Word gets out. 

Nie Mingjue had half a mind to sign up Nie Huaisang for it, but Lan Xichen was like 👀 👀 👀 WAIT HOLD YO HORSES - 

Lan Xichen can secure a marriage, but he can’t cure lwj and wwx of their idiocy 

wwx: i know this is necessary but i hate myself for doing this to lan zhan; he deserves better than me. i’m ruining his happiness, and it’s selfish of me to enjoy this -

lwj: wei ying does not love me he’s only doing this out of obligation even though i am willing - 

lxc: ….*flute solo*

jyl: if only soup cures dumb of ass. 

And then Jiang Cheng rises like the Ghost of Yunmeng - a thousand generations of yunmeng jiang cultivators lives through him now  and he’s coming for every single one of those bitches that destroyed his family. 

jiang yanli, wei wuxian, and jiang cheng form the classic historical/political drama trifecta: the liege, the strategist, and the general. 

And because literally everyone is scared of jc, people are actually okay with jiang yanli leading (and also because she’s fucking awesome and does a better job than everyone)

LISTEN IT WOULD BE FUCKING GLORIOUS 

[tashaneva]

one child vs four maladjusted uncles

[eureicca]

Water Tribe Ambassador Katara is real

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

No offense to fic writers or whatever but actually the correct way that Peter should handle the end credits scene from far from home is go HARD with the whole “oh yeah I’m dEFINITELY sPiDeRmAn”

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Peter Parker makes a tiktok account two minutes after JJJ blasts him on the news and the video is him, sitting in his room, clearly delighted with the fact that everybody thinks he’s Spider-Man because he is tOtAlLy Spider-Man

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

The fact that flash is an asshole helps considerably because Peter keeps dueting flash’s TikToks where flash rants about how puny Parker absolutely CANNOT be Spider-Man and Peter is fake offended the whole video

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Peter does a series of tiktoks that’s just him trying to recreate spiderman stunts. There’s a video clip of the “do a flip!” dude playing in the background of peter trying to do a flip and almost breaking his neck. There’s one where he shouts parkour and almost breaks his ankle trying to jump over a wall, all while claiming that it’s actually because his totally there spider powers are failing

[left-reminders]

Democrats are so ready to rehabilitate capitalist war criminals, including the one that they detested in the 2000s. Watch them do this with Trump in 10 years.

[learn2anarchy]

More like 3-4 times that, but the point stands.

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

just a reminder for y’all

carter: the operation eagle claw debacle, responsible for severing ties with the soviets when they invaded afghanistan (and laying the groundwork for funding the mujaheddin), forcibly capped cuban refugee entry

clinton: bombed iraq three separate times, upheld the no-fly zones, ordered the bombing of yugoslavia, responsible for the disastrous intervention in somalia

bush: the american intervention in afghanistan, the toppling of the iraqi government, the entire blackwater war crimes scandal, GTMO, Abu Ghraib (don’t google that), blamed the israeli airstrikes in gaza on the palestinians

obama: responsible for toppling the libyan government, leading to actual fucking slave markets, gave the go-ahead for the saudi war crimes in yemen, ordered drone strikes on civilian targets also in yemen, hit syria with cruise missiles and funded jihadi forces in idlib, which by proxy ended up supporting Da’esh (ISIL)

[queerqueerspawn]

Carter always gets "not like the other girls" treatment when he continued funding the Indonesian military dictatorship during the peak of the genocidal violence during occupation of Timor-Leste, which killed over a third of the indigenous population.

[unless-we-choose-to-reverse-it]

Friendly reminder that if the judgements of the Nuremburg Trials were enforced after WW2, every US president since FDR would be hanged as a war criminal.

[mckitterick]

ADHD life hacks #41,279: Vegetable Management

source tweet: X

[hazel2468]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[rcmclachlan]

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers

I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so. 

[catchymemes]

[wereopossum]

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[justinnehope]

This has probably been done before but I wanted to try making comics for the first time!

Based on the post by @incorrectzutaraquotes

[carpenterisland5]

First time getting these clouds!

[poiverine]

okay guys so here comes the second part of my 3zun modern au where they’re struggling to raise their little demon brothers aND IT’S “DRAW YOUR FAMILY” DAY IN KINDERGARTEN

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

[littlesmartart]

so uhhh there was this post by @mortal-sarah that points out the reason that mingjue is so pissed off with huaisang when he gets back to the unclean realms is because he did the ancient chinese equivalent of ditching his designated driver to fuck about with his friends and then rather than, you know, LET HIS BROTHER KNOW WHERE HE IS, he called up meng yao to ask for a ride… 

and then my thoughts on it sort of… escalated… INTO THIS MONSTROSITY.

obviously I’ve messed with the timeline a little to have meng yao be jgy already and part of 3zun, and xingchen is already blind, but I think I captured the vibe of poor jgy having to trek all the way over to yueyang to pick up his absolute gremlin of an honorary little brother and his ridiculous friends, feat. the dreamiest power couple of the cultivation world (only wwx is immune to their dreaminess and that’s because xingchen is his sort-of-uncle and he’s seen him eat food off the floor, so.) and like… some weirdo that got tied up, I guess?

you can find more modern au here. 

[froschli96]

I made more because you seemed to like the others (and because I wanted to)

Disclaimer: This is just some lighthearted fun, I love all of these characters very much! (except sect leader yao, he can choke lol I had to look at his ugly beard so you do too)

Bonus bc I made myself laugh with this during the drawing process: