[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[aroloverboy]

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

[absolutewriting-rubbish]

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[automatic-caution-door]

[openstwitter]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

whom else has an infinite source of untapped rage inside them that they can't direct anywhere

[gneerly]

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

[veliko-rosseniya]

75 year old Russian grandpa dancing an old traditional navy/sailors dance.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

[toomuchprotag]

Well yet my soul into the abyss and call it a day, because I am sooo fucking done with everything.

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[rururinchan]

Things heating up in the pasta fandom Italian community.

[nemos-archives]

As a 100% Italian, born and raised in Italy, I can confirm that those fucking penne are absolutely the worst.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[toastp1ercer]

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:

“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”

[model-theory]

you will refer to me as DOCTOR and as DOCTOR alone!!!

[porterr-robinson]

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Someone wants to play catch with those hands.

[ginger-ale-official]

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

[seacow-party]

we touch

[visionaryness]

i get

[jurassic-parkranger]

this feeling

[everythingfox]

he comin’

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