Wallflower Garden

Insomniac. Feminist. Cynic. Sex Educator. Writer. Master of Gender Studies. Fat blond person. 35. Nonbinary queer transmasc dude. Just a little guy. They/them pronouns. Apparently bionic! Expert at many things, like procrastination and crying! Writer of many fanfictions, including The Desperate Type. If you ask me inappropriate personal questions I'll bark at you like a dog! Happy to be here, I swear.

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[depsidase]

[rob-pattinson]

LUPITA NYONG'O 2026 | Kenny Germé ph. for Who What Wear

[depsidase]

[lilith-john]

What if your mom took you to see the girls you play dolls with from down the street get burned alive. And then you go to Paris and finally find love but then you get assaulted and then your assaulter burns themself alive in front of you. And then your first love burns themself in front of you. And then you go to Italy with your mom but then she abandons you and so you bury yourself for 80 years only to be pulled out by a sadist who tells you to watch over this statue so you don’t burn to death. And then the statue attacks you randomly one day and now you feel this evil ancient power inside of you that you have no idea what to do with. So you go to America and fall for this hot guy that reminds you of your first love but you keep fucking it up so you give him a daughter but then you fuck that up too and they kill you. So you wallow and then decide to do the revenge thing but then when it’s too late you realize it isn’t what you actually wanted because once again you’re a little boy in France watching a girl burn alive at a trial BUT ITS YOUR DAUGHTER.

[thevampirecaspian]

So now anytime someone says "crying, screaming, throwing up"

There is only one thing I can think of

[depsidase]

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[guerrillatech]

[socialistexan]

[bigdickmadison69]

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[depsidase]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

panic at the disco is the funniest band ever. what if when zayn went solo he took the name One Direction and started putting out his fuckinnnn sex playlist songs as One Direction. alone. and then Harry and all the other ones did nothing ever again

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]