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local-ragamuffin

CONTEXT PLEASE. WHAT

OCARINA OF TIME REVIVAL ANNOUNCED

OoT has been remade a couple times already. Are they bringing anything new to the table besides enhanced graphics?

tieflingkisser

lesbianslimefriend

here's where to find it on windows 10

personsonable-deactivated201908

Thanks for the heads up. Disabled.

feefal

Oyster mermaid~

feefal

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

theshittyfoodblog

Cronch

nut loaf

hidingfrompolice

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

warframe

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

dat-soldier

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

Ayo Goron Bread dropped

Is there even any BREAD in that loaf?

back-ground-car-actor

I swear if my fucking brain reads another post in this hellsite with the @itsapmseymour voice im crashing out

How unfortunate would it be if this got read out loud?

#futurama #bend her #transphobia #olympics ban #trans women are women #why are ppl like this

It’s said that if you speak of the devil he shall appear.

The worst part about that one Futurama episode is that it probably wasn't originally meant to be transphobic, but the public view of trans has shifted so much to the worse that now there's no denying that it is. Somewhere along the line "male athletes transitioning to scam competitions" went from an insane scheme only Bender would think of to something people use to legitimize their hatred of people who just want to feel comfortable in their own skin.

Nobody would subject themselves to that kind of discrimination just for a piece of shiny rock.

conman167936

Guillermo Del Toro is the only director who would shoot Gepetto making Pinocchio as if it were Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.

And then shoot Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster as if it were Gepetto making Pinocchio.

cherryjennn

Even more devastating, the scene where pinocchio was made was very violent in looks and almost angry but gepetto grew to love his creation like a son but the scene of making the creature was loving and attentive but victor grew to hate his creation .

theoscouts-sideblog

@unfried-mouth-wheat

It.... actually makes a sort of sense if you think about it?

Gepetto is kind of forceful and disorderly, but he is PASSIONATE. He is using his whole body to carve up the wood, he isn't going for precision or perfection, he wants a son and he is going to get a son, he doesn't care if the end result doesn't look like what he had in mind. He probably doesn't have any specific appearence in mind other than a son. So when Pinocchio comes out, he has a son! What more to do than accept the son his love created?

But with Victor Frankenstein? There is precision and intent in every move, and with it, expectation. He has a clear plan in his mind for what he wants, and that is the Perfect Human. Much like a helicopter parent raising a child, they are filled with lofty ideas about the future, only to be filled in the end with bitterness and resentment once the child doesn't turn out to be who they wanted. The lighting and music seem to carry forward that feeling of great hope and expectation.

Victor is passionate and determined, but not in the same way that Gepetto was, because while Gepetto simply wanted a son, Victor wanted perfection.

shieldofapollo

This is so well said

TADC EPISODE 8 SPOILERS!!!

I'm not actually sad that Caine's gone. He chose to become the worst version of himself in response to criticism and forced the gang to Old Yeller him to survive his insane rampage. Bitch fucked around and found out.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #RIP jerk #tadc episode 8 #you never go full AM

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

#amphibia #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #sasha waybright #mr x amphibia #independence day

Eh, he's already dead what do we care?

On the subject of coverups

Anne: I can't believe that people were so quick to write off the frogvasion as a hoax. Did...(whispering) did you erase people's memories of it?

Mr. X: No, no, we haven't got the hang of memory wiping yet, so instead our department invests its money into convincing people that they aren't seeing what they're seeing.

Marcy: Really?

Mr. X: We've got a lot of practice at it too. Back in the 90s aliens actually blew up the White House, but we convinced everyone it was just a stunt for a movie. Had to rope Will Smith into it too.

Sasha: Wait, did that actually happen or are you just messing with us?

Mr. X: Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

fagstaynight

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

#donkey kong #donkey kong bananza #dk bananza #video games #nintendo

To be fair, a lot of skeletons in movies are real too.

cryptonature

It’s really that simple.

Withhold time/resources from organizations building an anti-human future

midnights-dragon

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

Replaying Bananza for the first time since I completed it, and I don't think Void Co. gets enough credit for inventing a metal that

A. spreads like a virus

B. is so hard that DONKEY KONG, who once punched the moon out of orbit, can't break it.

Seriously, give the R&D division a raise, Void Kong.

synapsephase

day 6: Childhood crush hehe

#amphibia #sasharcy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #Sasharcyweek2026 #reblog

Marcy:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleach pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)--gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"

Enshittification blows.

rorydrawsandwrites

Puppeteer AU

Let's say Gangle wraps herself around Disappearing Guy. Could she force him to stay where he is, and if not, would she get pulled along for the ride when he disappears?

Well I think that she wou