Homosexual Awkwardness

mostly shits

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☕tsc for short | 🖍️art tag: my shit | ✍포스타입

curtbucky | cattonquick | treebros | sincaraz

any pronouns will do

terrible English & probably going to drop the English sooner or later

hate Tuesdays and Thursdays

🚫No AI🚫

🚫Role-play accounts are not allowed to reblog my contents. Same goes to role-playing purpose reblog.🚫

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don’t know why but every time i try to write something this week all i can think is max holding a baby with sad face and calling george “애기엄마(baby mama)” and george getting irritated as hell.

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[Firefighter!Max/Uniformed Police!George]

Fire Department and Police Department have been friendly enemies forever. Every generation has its own rival saga. This year’s main protagonists are Max(FD) and George(PD). FD/PD are close, like in a geometrical sense, because of terrible city planning(yes im talking about my simcity). FD and PD are right next to each other and every morning they start the day with dick measuring. As the face of their department, they measure each other's dick whenever possible. Behind the building, back of the vehicles, each department’s shower, each other’s apartment. Yep. Rivalry.

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Sovereign Tower!!Just a few more days!!!

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MV, red bull demon, got summoned by a bunch of losers. With a crappy sigil and unnecessary candles, it was a surprise that the summoning even succeeded. One of the hooded figures approached and made a wish. He refused 'cause he wasn't some monkey's paw. Then the hood-man said they prepared a sacrifice and brought a human, all tied up and gagged, GR. And guess what he expected last. That sacrifice accused him for he encouraged kidnapping right after he removed the restraint. What the fuck.

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Geochal becomes so much better when it's George, notoriously thought of as the very cunning and clever man, being skeptical but not quite cautious of Charles. And Charles, renowned for his innocence and pure personality as someone above the scheming, plotting viciously on how he's going to fuck George over (and then fuck him properly).

TRUE TRUE TRUE. Everyone's sweetheart ruining so called politician of the paddock when nobody watching. Can't get enough👌👌👌👌

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George may be cautious about Charles, but he has never considered him a predator. Charles is petite(compared to him at least). George wouldn’t prepare mental state to be pounced on by him. Imagine his face&Char’s smug+dangerous face when that happens. mmm.

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[URGENT]Can I block myself in Tumblr

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[Cyrano AU]

George was always good with words. He was from common blood, but his sword and wit made him one of the finest cadets. As a side gig, he wrote letters and speeches for other cadets instead. When Max asked him to write love letters to an unknown noble, he crushed his feelings for the man and strung every word his heart could weave. Despite George’s excellent penmanship and words, the letters were never sent to anyone. Max kept every letter. He wanted to know what it feels like to be loved by George Russell.

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MV: Well, screw you. I can out gay you.

GR: What? I literally take your dick in my arse. What’s more gayer than that!

MV: I stay erect looking at crying man. That’s way more gay than getting off by rubbing prostate. One can achieve by act of will, while the other is purely biological.

GR: I can’t believe I’m actually discussing this! You are NOT gayer than me!

AA: Guys…

they are competitive in very weird way.

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doing mattress shopping. i am dying.

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Max bites George. George bites Max. Biting and nibbling are their love language. People are freaking out except for them.

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i am so sick of media/fans/merc kimi favoritism. kimi is so great kimi is genius kimi is once in a decade talent etc. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ISACK???????????

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[Engineer Max/Publicist George]

Max saved humanity. George left him the next day. Their relationship was deteriorating after the world-collapsing event, but he swore he would fix it. He thought saving humanity was more important than them. Plus, George, love of his life since college, practically governed Max’s everything outside math and tech—he is bad at minuscule things—, was also a human. Save the humanity, save the husband. Simple as that. Apparently, it was not a simple equation to George. So when everyone cheers, hugs, and celebrates their newly gained future, Max drinks G&T alone in his office, staring at his achievement, the very thing that made George leave.

it’s from one of my wip. tbh i just wanted to see nerdy max in white short sleeves shirts+ugly tie+glasses combo

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5 times George asked drivers about his looks + 1 time he demanded to be called “pretty”

Oscar “um. you are good looking man.”

Alex&Lando “we already call you princess!” “is this about max?”

Charles “of course, bello. insanely pretty.”

Lewis “you are not just pretty, george. you are beautiful and a great driver. don’t doubt yourself.”

Arvid “yeah man. you are like, a model!”

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George “i’m pretty. say it.”

Max “you are pretty annoying.”

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my favorite track+my favorite driver=sibal……..🚬