surely not cool enough for you

hi I am a dark dark person

[soup-erb]

[winterswake]

i have a son, you have a daughter

[fkukso]

Stephen Hawking RIP

Portadas. Marzo 2018.

[greelin]

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

[afabhysteria]

#i actually understand less

[blendinblandin-archive]

me, buying things i don’t need: this is going to solve everything

[grimelords]

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

[artmania-feed]

[dateapeachwho]

date a peach who you have tickle fights with

[brittany-murphy]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[chacoco]

[baeb3-deactivated20170518]

grey is just pastel black

[mjalti]

can’t believe i was born a human with responsibilities instead of a cement particle in a statue of some forgotten yet heavily revered entity that ended up sunk in a river and evokes heavy but clouded emotion when it’s brought back up to the surface… feel like that would be a better match dot com for my personality

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

Imagine having a slumber party with Benedict Cumberbatch. You snuggle in blankets and watch all your favorite shows while he plays with your hair.

[qumi]

i would call the police if he was in my house

[bongospasm]

[zackisontumblr]

who cares

[alittlebitoflace]

no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?” feeling like your blood sugar is low? *whips out some chocolate* hair tie just broke? she has 5 extra ones on her wrist.

not all heroes wear capes. sometimes they just carry a giant purse around.

[lovehigher]