Smart Ass.

Formerly Tricycleaccidents. This blog is 18+ NSFW Im an awkward af hippie mama. 32 years/Fat/Feminist/Queer Chick/Loving/Clumsy/Short/Polite/Anxious/Home Schooled/Unitarian Universalist/Dorky/Cuddly/Optimistic/Protective/Blunt/Socially Inept Fuck your social norms. ♡

[william-snekspeare]

I made a bearded dragon stuffed animal anyone wanna see?

[william-snekspeare]

behold… my beautiful son

[william-snekspeare]

o… oh my go d…

oh my god… !! lick!!! 😭

[heavenhillgirl]

Vivienne Westwood Ariel Skeleton bracelet

[toostrangeforanyone]

Newly discovered adhd/asd thang today.

[pocketss]

I believe her

[iridessence]

... a flicker of light in the woods. 🦢

IG: iridessence | artist support

[lsleofskye]

Zermatt, Switzerland | josemostajo

[badassstepkid]

Girls showing off their nails while they hold the joint >>>

[legitimatelala]

It me

[tabitha1917]

[unreadable]

[fawnscottage]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[alisonzai]

[shesmokesjoints]

First hike my hunny and I went on I snapped this photo ^_^

[definitelynot-darcy]

I've decided that from henceforth, I will be absolutely unhinged and feral. I've had enough of masking and conforming, babey! From here on out it's gonna be all the chirps and yelps and grunts I normally surpress. Its gonna be flower crowns and flannels and spats. Tea always and Legs the Frog on my person at all times. I will sew buttons onto clothing where they don't belong. Nails are gonna be black at all times because who cares?? Not me! I see a cool rock? Its going in my pocket and its gonna be snuck into my friend's pocket later. Let's make some b r e a d, motherfuckers. Flappy hands and knocky knuckles? Get ready y'all because thats gonna be a new default. I'm no longer going to bother with nice eyeliner. That crooked, way-too-thick shit I put on for plays is gonna be the new normal. I will finally wear checker shirts, polkadot skirts, and frog socks.

Only god herself will be able to stop my feral rampage as I embark on a impulsive quest to punch 2020 in the dick because I'm sick of this and so are you

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

[myfuckingbudapestmovie]

GIULIANI'S LAST STAND

On this site on November 9, 2020, in front of the garage door of Four Season Total Landscaping, strategically located next to Fantasy Island Adult Books and across the Delaware Valley Cremation Center, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani humiliatingly attempted to discredit the will of the people of the United States with batshit conspiracy theories on behalf of his defeated orange lord Donald J. Trump.

[dastardlydorito]

this french reporter had his live coverage of biden’s election win interrupted in the sassiest way possible.