I Like Hitting Police Because I am Bisexual

Hey! I'm Jason this is just my blog where I post random shit. He/Him | Bisexual | Aries ♈

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[catchymemes]

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

[headspace-hotel]

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

[bunjywunjy]

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

[timefortigers]

dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?

[that1nkyone]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[subaru-copilot]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[bobdylanyaoi]

okay so what i'm gonna need is for everyone to stop tagging this post with my chemical romance related stuff and go and listen to It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Live at Boston Music Hall, Boston, MA - November 21, 1975 - Evening by Bob Dylan

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[nanushroom]

⚔️🪷🗡️🌱

Vasilka, a dragon in disguise 🌸

Another photo study I made🍃

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love listening to really old music. Dude’s bragging about how long he can have sex with a full brass band behind him.

[what-even-is-thiss]

20s-60s pop music be like “I’m gonna cuck every man in town because I have a great tongue” *sick piano solo*

[sam-sometimes-wise]

People are like, "Pop culture was so innocent back then!"

meanwhile every time a refined old crooner mentions a woman's "charms" you can basically imagine that "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake just started playing in the background.

"someone to hold in my arms/and know the magic of her charms" yeah sure mister bobby darin that sounds like a wholesome retro activity

people have always been people. they've always been doing the same things.

[bettermetalgoat]

People pearl clutching over songs like WAP: ”Songs were so wholesome and clean back then. Not like NOW!”

Lucille Bogan in the 1920s about to drop the raunchiest song she can think of: “I got a song about fucking and it’s not going to beat around the bush about it. Gonna open with a line about my titties.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

You weren’t kidding

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

[qillermeme]

[tall]

[slayediest]