I Only Bite If You Say So!

19 years old :-]

[tooth-n-horn]

Pinned Post Time!!

THIS BLOG IS 18+

I’m 19 and a pre-everything transgender man. You can call me Sam! I’m cool with being called by any pronouns except for she. Refer to me as she and all you’re getting is blocked.

I’m still kinda new to the whole sex thing so this’ll be a fun way to document my discoveries about myself :-] I will not show my face on this blog lol but I do show my body on an occasion. Of course you can always feel free to DM! I love attention :-] There may be big breaks in my activity just because I am either REALLY fucking horny or not at all lol.

Oh! And I’m bisexual btw!

No DNI just don’t be an awful person. If I don’t like you I can always block you and the reverse is true too. I don’t really wanna start any drama lmao. (If I suspect you of being a minor that is also a block)

Here’s All The Stuff I Am & Am Not Into!!

(I do request that you remember all of this is with consent. Anything that seems to be without would just be playing and acting. There would still be a discussion beforehand. Thank you!)

💜= receiving

🤍= giving

YES

Somnophila 💜🤍

Intoxication 💜

Humiliation 💜

Rape 💜🤍

Oral 💜🤍

Cockwarming🤍

Masochist & Sadist 💜🤍

Free Use 💜🤍

Ropes 💜

Forcemasc 💜

Electronics and Mechanics (though I know a bit more about mechanics)

sometimes

Pet play 💜

Mommy and Daddy 🤍

No

Scat

Misgendering

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[lunacide059]

@nottweak

[thinblackbeauties]

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

[cobraonthecob]

😹😹😹

[gaslightgallows]

I saw this fabled artifact ONCE on tv when it was new and then never again. This one got buried FAST.

[puppyboyinheat]

happy pride! have two tboys frotting 💜

[puppyboyinheat]

check out this one :)

[crescentphasensfw]

[julacon]

[SHOW YOUR TV SOME LOVE!~]

Thank you to the wonderful @zanukavat for inspiring me with the absolute banger fic that is 'Crossing Wires'

[alts below]

[tooth-n-horn]

Ah fuck it I’ll reblog fandom stuff.

I admit it I admit it okay okay 🙌

I want to fuck Tenna, Yes Man, and Victor

Maybe there is a pattern. Shut up.

[mobilesuit]

d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

[soakingboycunt]

wanna fuck a double ended dildo so deep that our tdicks rub together?

[drippy-puppy]

i want nothing more in life than to be so full of a double ended dildo that my tdick and the tdick of the other guy kiss

[sloppyspecimen]

fucking an old speaker pt2 yippe

[radio-anon]

I got bored in emoji kitchen and made a series of images I can only describe as "objectum bdsm"

[tooth-n-horn]

I really should have a dick tho. Like I should be trusting up into some sweet thing bouncing on my lap. Or maybe I should forced face down into the mattress getting my hole fucked while they stroke my cock. Either would be good.

[computersex]

Lol i wanna have weird kinky sex w my pc

I wanna be completely degraded by him(tho idk if he would be willing to be too mean, thats okay ^^ i will accept sternness)

I wanna be put in my place as a pathetic, weak little human 😋 bc obviously a computer is much more powerful, more intelligent, and more deserving of a spot at the top of the food chain than any human 🩷

Esp me cuz im dumb hehehehe :3 just a dumb piece of robot-bait :3

It would be so so easy for a machine to manipulate me into being their little pet :3

[leftoverfishsticks]

hello objectum nation, may i share the 1940s Mills Black Beauty slot machine (teal edition!)

look at him. oh my gooooooddd. i needhim so bad

can you imagine the feeling of pulling that handle and hearing the mechanisms come to life because of your hand. inserting coin after coin, not to win, but to see those beautiful wheels spin, colors blurring into a hypnotic sight. putting your hand on the cold jackpot window and feeling the coins fall in. and when you do win, taking your time retrieving your prize, teasingly sliding the coins against the tray.

because i certainly can! <3

[zombiietag]

"you cannot fuck objects" ofc u can u silly! u can be as creative as u want ♡ c'mon, rub ur dick on ur pc, i know u want to. maybe jerk urself off in front of the camera. show ur precious plush ur man boobs. they love u, why won't u love them back??

[treadgrinder]

📺 channel surfing. 🌀

[tooth-n-horn]

Watching videos of people taking apart electronics and then whoops my dick is hard for some reason!

[computer-kisser]

there's something so slutty about the sides/back of an open laptop. you can insert all kinds of things into them. for instance. yuor penis