Piss Crab Is Here

[moviegems125]

Nicholas Galitzine as ‘He-Man’ in “Masters of The Universe” (2026) dir. Travis Knight

[comfortlycanthrope]

this sucks but you get it

[jenny-holzer]

[baphobabee]

Buffet Infinity always takes the best care into their quality product- Introducing the new BEYOND COMPREHENSION BURGER and the new HOME MADE -italian-SAUCE! Unlike other food establisments, Buffet Infinity prides themselves on using the best quality and freshest ingredients possible! Always using 100% human made foods 🫶🫂😊 Next time you stop in, have a bowl of our IT - stupid bullsh--- ALian home made sauce to dip it in! On us!!

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Not sponsored! Just watched the Buffet Infinity movie and was inspired! The beyond comprehension burger recipie was followed to a T!! Art done by Baphobabee, Inspired by the lovely new movie Buffet Infinity!!

[when-sanpape-arts]

been listening to Dungeons and Daddies (not a bdsm podcast) (sometimes a dnd podcast) (sometimes a bdsm podcast)

[lazylittledragon]

dndads s1 you're so special to me

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[dooberlane]

an illustration inspired by The Bay (2012) dir. Barry Levinson. for some reason i got very into found footage films this year 📹🐛

[toothgolem]

oh and by the way i think unfortunately the resurgence of popularity of Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights song was an astroturfing campaign to try to get people in the theaters for that godawful adaptation. notably occurred alongside people posting videos taken from inside the theater about the sexy sexy sex scenes

[toothgolem]

not using any tags bc i don’t want Movie People to see this but the undertone movie completely sucked shit. like unbelievably bad. “hey breeding stock i mean women it doesn’t matter how overwhelmed you are by your life circumstances and how shitty your partner is if you even think about abortion you’re the devil and also if you don’t pray you’re a monster who kills people” also they misspelled lorazepam. YOU COULDN’T SPELL CHECK THE TEXT ON THE PILL BOTTLE??? dialogue: bad. zooming in on 58 words in wikipedia articles like “evil” “demonic” etc: bad. 50% of the shots being still prolonged head on close up shots of paintings of jesus or mother mary: bad. pacing: horrendous. do not see this movie lmfao. not even bad in a fun way.

[hueyschlong-deactivated20260328]

lantern aftermath

[beebfreeb]

I like her, so she gets #outfits.

[saulgoodthem]

kicks you kicks you kicks you kicks you kicks you

[masochistango]

[confusedbyinterface]

"Average Roottree man is cheating on his wife" no. Average Roottree man cheated on his wife 0 times. Infidelities Guy, who as CEO hired a dozen secretaries and spent a million dollars on "sexy parties"...

[evilboygir1]

date night in peachyville!

[transformersweatpants]

I want - and I think I can speak for the whole class here - Trudy to Gone Girl and resort to lesbianism YESTERDAY