dude, dont call us plucky

we don’t know what it means

[sundrenchedgay]

me at madeline miller while reading the song of achilles:

[emperorundying]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *chad* *the prankster* *kyle* *brunette girl* *blonde girl*

gay friend groups are like: *struggling actor* *dorky victim complex* *murderous wlw* *steroid taking athlete* *asshole frat guy* *big dick boy* *uptight camp owner* *lying psych student* *american serial killer richard ramirez*

[toothpaste-bandit]

i started writing a book today (something I’ve always wanted to do) and it’s quite literally the first ever non-academic thing I’ve ever written before, i know it’s probably not great but if i posted some of it here would you guys offer me constructive feedback?

[peachisperfection]

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

[smoltrashmammal]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[prophecyguy]

[fairlyoddchica]

I relate to Jaskier because I too would abandon everything to follow around blond Henry Cavill on numerous life-threatening adventures.

[baelatargaryen]

[thotystark]

TONY STARK in Iron Man 2

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[homoslovenc]

someone, catching two Turkish boyfriends, both oiled up and fisting each other: what is this?

them, about to invent oil wrestling: oh, haven’t you heard?

[stream]

Avengers Infinity War (2018) dir. The Russo Brothers

[gunpla]

[stream]

Avengers Infinity War (2018) dir. The Russo Brothers

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m nearly in tears over this ad

[powerburial]

Please….you must remember. Youre the only one who can stop him

[iconicsapphics]

There was a cute girl wearing denim on denim next to me in the art museum elevator and as soon as the door opened she made a beeline for a giant abstract painting of a woman with her titties out.

[spooky-catboy-angel]

you don’t always need to use words to say gay rights

[taliasburns]

#1 friendship in the MCU dont @me 

[sca-nerd]