Unamused

Picture me judging you silently.

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[feralratbitesu]

[fish-sidekick]

immortalizing this

& more

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[free-my-mindd]

Y’all don’t ignore people enough. That’s why you stressed out.

[ashtonsunshine]

It feels odd not to be buzzing about Eurovision like I have been since I can remember. The EBU needs to grow a backbone so we can all have our lovely musical shenanigans back and enjoy them in peace.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[depsidase]

[dduane]

It seems to arrive sooner every year

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[orpheuslament]

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

[gutsheapofrawiron]

this one?

[justfriendsbestthings]

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

[glitched-eyes]

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[human-pet-they]

🙂‍↕️ = head falling out of guillotine

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[ticklefighthockey]

years from now vincent lemaire will be like just for the record i wasn't fucking anyone in my draft class nasty style. like in case anyone was wondering. i had a girlfriend and everything

[ticklefighthockey]

my season two pitch: it’s just the events of season 1 retold through vincent lemaire’s perspective. he’s at the draft after party he’s walking by that hotel gym he’s at every awards ceremony he’s playing every ASG weekend. and he spends the whole time being why has nobody else picked up on the fact that rozanov and hollander have been banging since like 2008. in front of my salad

[greaseonmymouth]

Vincent Lemaire in the room next to Ilya in Tampa, minding his own business:

Ilya’s voice drifting through the wall: ok so you’re gay! So what!

Shane’s voice also drifting through the wall: fuck you! You’re not gay!

Vincent Lemaire: *sighs and starts putting in earbuds*