The Perfect Halo of Gold Hair and Lightning..

Mikayla/Mikky/Mik/MK. Take your pick.

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[doodlemeimpressed]

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[tottyagainstships]

reblog to delete all incest shipping

[remanedur]

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

[veeranger]

god made this post

[wastelandbabyblue]

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

[musashi]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seduce me with ridiculous history facts

[chrownox]

Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s the shit

[secretaryofdarkness]

Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my first thought was “this can’t possibly be based on fact” and then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this has nothing to do with history

[unclefather]

Historically, giraffes are gay

[skygenders]

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

[heavyflirtysoul]

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[frawgs]

do i just want dick or do i want love

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

U can have both!

[frawgs]

are u fr?

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[incompetentantagonist]

I’m sorry I think the question that should be asked is why they are a raw dead rat

[beholdingslut]

on this day, we appreciate julius caesar who, as he fell to the ground after being stabbed 23 times, held his toga in a such a way as not to indecently expose himself

[bunniope]

that’s classy but if i got stabbed 23 times, my jeans would hit the floor before i did and EVERYONE who stabbed me is seein my dick

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I literally love doing everything at night im a nocturnal bitch

[likegreyskies]

possibly the most important addition this week on Hozier Liked

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

I think it’s really cruel to continue to hang around/ interact with people that have severely hurt your friends. im not talking about petty arguments but it really says something if your disregard the pain someone has caused a person close to you all for the sake of socializing and your image.

[allgirlghostbusters-deactivated]

these are both still male dominated like……….this is wrong this is not more women than men look its plain and simple wtf

[alchemyjones]

Men, despite dominating STEM fields, demonstrating that they do not even have a basic grasp on math.

[darkfemalley]

Okay as depressing as this is, it’s really hilarious.

[roguesquirrel]

this is taking those “men think women dominate a conversation if they speak approx. 30% of the time” studies to a whole new level

[gay-tm]

today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

fellas is it gay to eat your wife’s cookin