Dead account stop sending asks

Can't be bothered to deactivate even though I haven't used this since 2018

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[punpkin-314-pi]

scheduled this for 1st december every year for the next few years

[punpkin-314-pi]

This is what happens when people vaccinate their kids. They become retards.

Hi I haven't used this account in literally about 2 years and I got this notification in my emails today who are you and what the fuck are you talking aboutb

[punpkin-314-pi]

I was like thirteen when I wrote that and reading back yeah it's pretty fucking cringe but it's not because i'm vaccinated it's because I was THIRTEEN

[punpkin-314-pi]

This is what happens when people vaccinate their kids. They become retards.

Hi I haven't used this account in literally about 2 years and I got this notification in my emails today who are you and what the fuck are you talking aboutb

[punpkin-314-pi]

why the fuck did I just get an email that people are following me I haven’t touched tumblr in literally over a year

[punpkin-314-pi]

Gonna abandon this account because fuck it I hate it here

[punpkin-314-pi]

Good luck without me lmao just kidding I’ve never done anything noteworthy

[punpkin-314-pi]

Gonna abandon this account because fuck it I hate it here

[catnippackets]

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

[catnippackets]

creepypasta title: red curtains

me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*

creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night

me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh

[catnippackets]

DOES THIS NOT STRIKE INSTANT CURIOSITY INTO YOUR HEART

[punpkin-314-pi]

Ok but also consider

[catchymemes]

[punpkin-314-pi]

[wansura]

Visit Original Link

I DID IT

HOUSEOFMAMATEENAGERSFAMOUSLASTPARTYPOISONVAMPIREMONEYNANANAINEVERTOLDYOUWHATIDOFORHELENAIMNOTDESTROYASAVEYOURSELFILLHOLDTHEMDEAD! (GO!)

[whunt]

[gluten-free-pussy]

Somebody plz translate this

[nanalineni]

Thigh high socks and femboy stuff used to be heavily associated with trans people, but due to its "anime" aesthetic and popularity on YouTube internet fascists have latched unto it. The same is starting to happen now with cottage core which originates in a desire to push back away from alienation born of capitalism by like living in a house with your close ones where you grow your own stuff, away from the city. Fascists are using the same aesthetic to promote traditionalist values, in a way that's like, they attract unsuspecting people by using the aesthetic, dilutes in their nauseating ideologies in a discrete way and progressively radicalise people. Same for ecofascism, they use the general climate of fear and anger at governments' inaction regarding climate change to propagate their ideas on eugenics among other things.

Basically they know how to identify codes and trends that resonate among the younger internet users on the most popular social networks, repeat them while adding in their ideologies and thus slowly recruit more people.

[horreurscopes]

jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can't be asexual?

she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character  

[harocat]

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

[drdadster]

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

[commandertrevelyan]

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I LOVE this headcanon <3

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

This is important!

[luxarcher]

This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it

#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon

[filledepluie]

YES

YES

YEEEESSS

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I haven’t seen this post in a thousand years and it’s gotten EVEN MORE EXCELLENT.

[celeloriel]

Also? She and Roger walk off into the sunset at the end of the movie, and her line is “C'mon, Roger, let’s go home. I’ll bake you a carrot cake.”

And I’m sure there’s some innuendo one could take from that but if you read it as delivered, Jessica’s happy ending is a domestic evening with her partner.

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[beetlebitties]

i gave him… THE BEANS

[punpkin-314-pi]

oh my GOD. i know he has red fingernails in the cartoon but THESE??? they look like lil rodent hands and i’m gonna lose it

[exit6666-deactivated20200609]

The Dance of a Thousand Hands.

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

I think this is a snipet of a performance called Thousand Hand Bodhisattva by the China Art Troupe of Disabled Persons. All of them are deaf. You can see the full performance here, it’s just under 6 minutes. Very talented!

[wvrthy]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

😍😍😍

[justflowerslove]

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

[kiskeya-kreyol]

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

She deserves more subscribers

[smashbike]

here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!

support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!

[smashbike]

just look at these!!

if you can afford to, give her some business!

[punpkin-314-pi]

one half of my brain: wow she’s amazing! her makeup and editing looks gorgeous and the palette she sells is beautiful.

other half of my brain: hmnnhh pretty lady 🥺

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

Every time I learn something new about ace attorney the less I think I can guess what it’s about

[roboco-san]

would you beleieve me if I told you it's a satire of Japan's unfair and corrupt justice system which targets the court system's presumption of guilt by forcing the player to prove their client's innocence in the face of overwhelming and often manufactured evidence to the contrary

[darksteel-relic]

Akward Zombie often barely exaggerates how a game's mechanics work, so I'd believe it.

[roboco-san]

yeah no this scene happens almost verbatim

[theonlycabbage]

that's just how courts in America work

[roboco-san]

while you're not wrong, the game is specifically about Japanese courts which have a legal presumption of guilt and a 98% conviction rate. a police officer's accusation of a crime is effectively a conviction

[invenblocker]

More specifically, the case the comic seems to reference (the one that is the closest to this scenario) would be The Stolen Turnabout, in which Phoenix does indeed, prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that that it couldn’t possibly have been his defendant, but you still get the guilty verdict if you can’t first identify the true murderer and then prove he did it.

Later games have gotten smarter about when cases progress past your client having been demonstrated to be innocent beyond all reasonable doubt, typically replacing a guilty verdict as the game over scenario with some other bad ending esque negative outcome.