Possum

@toounstrange

Listen up. Nothing too inappropriate. Other than that, have a terrible time.

532 posts

Once in 8th grade PE we were in the teacher’s classroom getting ready for break, and I pulled out an orange and set it on my desk. My seat was the middle front row smack dab in front of his desk, so he said, “You know you can eat that if you ask.”

For some reason this triggered my social anxiety like a lot so I picked up the orange and bit into it like an apple while staring him in the eyes and he looked like he was about to pass out.

#power move #chaos #curse #cringe #food

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

Mr. Beast?

He is being fed to the Beast too

alwayseclecticobject

i'm going to slap david's bald head

Met a bad guy once, racist and rude. Fed him the green stuff. He's a pool now.

I think my headcold is coming back

How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

Here's five

Draw a big creature, make him as jolly as possible with that twisted mind of yours.

Thank you for letting me create something so joyous

please give him a friend

Here's five

im going through it in school right now. i have an extremely important 15 minute presentation that determines so much of my grade, upcoming tests and exams, not even to mention that i have to perform on stage for a grade.

and then my friend sends me this.

MY FUCKING FRIEND IS LEARNING ABOUT STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE IN MUSIC CLASS. WHAT THE FUCK.

my reaction btw

Omg

Moon shaped anomaly in the sky tonight

chaoticlittleguy

is it the moon?

I’m not answering questions right now. I’m scared.

im ngl your humour is kinda getting old. 'kill god this', 'obey me that'. you arent THAT interesting. how about you go to church or get a job or smth.

Haven't made a joke like that in like, 4 years. Fake fan spotted.

I LOVE HOW GOOPY SQUIBBLY HE IS I LOVE SEEK SO MUCH OMG

galgorithm-deactivated20260512

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

weirdgaydog-deactivated20260225

?

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every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

modern slang that i think the spine would like vs. what he wouldnt like. don't take my word as gospel but if you think i'm wrong. no you don't

likes :

pogchamp. he's a gamer he's going to like pogchamp.

rizz. my proof : You think I have Rizz, don't you? (read this in his voice)

dislikes :

sigma. that is NOT the correct usage of that word. never mind that pogchamp is a made-up word. at least it's a NEW WORD. sigma pisses him off

simp. zero and rabbit keep calling him it

spine as in this thing?

@bigfan1811

the spine referred to in this post is this guy who plays a character called the spine In the band steam powered giraffe.

his name is the spine

and he was built

with a titanium

alloy spiiiine

godblessthisfuckingfandom

and that’s his

backstory

*finger guns*

I ate a bunch of junk food and now I feel sick. Could a doctor tell me precisely where It all went wrong?

You were born?

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $60,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

I don’t have money or any credit cards but I will share for your cause!!!

Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11

Sorry Dean and castiel from Supernatural, I was lying. My father is alive and well

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