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Valderia Master Post.

So. I'm making a DND campaign, I plan on updating it often, this is the masterpost.

Key

AP = active post, will be updated often

SP = Spoilers for my party, don't check unless you aren't in my campaign

Short Stories

I Wouldn't Give It Up For Anything

"Life Never Changes..." As If That Were True

God Damnit, Not Again

I Need More Time

Life and Death

ABORT ABORT: CODE 5, WALL BREACHED

People Need Hobbies, Don't They?

Finally, Some Good F$&*ing Materials.

Always Got a Project

Not Good, Not Good, VERY NOT GOOD

Once a Year, Every Year.

We Didn't Have That Back Then...

Something New

One Two Three Four One Two Three Four

VENGEANCE

Routine

Seeing Red

Party Time

Full Schedule

Turn to The Left, First Door on The Right

World Building

Dwarves, oh yeah and Ebon and Ivo (SP if you check the story IMMEDIATELY skip the first post and head to the reblogs)

New York Aarakocras

Did I mention the campaign takes place in the mid 1800s?

The name of the DND campaign

Miscellaneous

QnA Which Dwarves Exist? AP

The God's do NOT like a guy. (Big, BIG SP)

Non-dnd characters which canonically exist in my campaign

Canonized Headcanons (Stuff you Guys Think Of!)

Nothing here at the moment...

#masterpost #dnd #dungeons and dragons #cheese man dwarf #the cheese man #dnd campaign #dice #writing #cheese man dnd #writing inspiration #writers #cheese man #adhd #dungeons and dragons campaign #Valderia #pinned post

the-cheese-man

I realize it is likely because of popular media nowadays but like. What, why are there so many trans women now. Just basically everywhere. NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING MIND YOU! I just like. Wha, when did Kudzu get here, and yeah wait shit that's a bad analogy Kudzu is an invasive species. Uh... I feel like I'm just gonna accidentally dig myself a hole if I try to explain anymore. Not that i dislike trans people, support trans people all the way fuck yeah, it's just... I don't relate to the media at all, and, although again, very cool, we love trans representation.

Okay I figured it out. I just struggle to find media I relate to, and, I have an eye for quality, and a fuck ton of good popular media nowadays tends to have trans stuff and or are trans allegories.

Where's the media I can relate to.

Again, nothing against the trans community, you all are amazing people and I wish you as much luck as you can towards your identity goals, and if you are already good in those goals then fuck yeah I still support you.

Behold, my unedited stream of thoughts.

ADHD sucks.

Shit maybe that's what I need, some good ADHD representation.

And some more non-ace aromantic representation. Haven't seen much of that in media, like... I can't think of anything... There's uh... TBSkyen, on YouTube... Pbbbt... Uhhh... Fuckin... Yea... No, that's all I can think of. And I haven't seen a good representative of ADHD (that didn't also have autism, which I do not have) in media since like... I think Bluey? Right? Bluey has ADHD right? Fuggin... Peter Parker? No not really, he's just smart, I can't think of any Peter Parker that was REALLY ADHD...

Isn't She Lovely is playing in the back of my head. I can never disassociate this song from trans media now.

Fuggin... Lackadaisy? Rocky (not PHM Rocky) feels ADHD-coded to me, though I think he has some other conditions aside from just ADHD, if at all... I relate to his music stuff, though I lack the theatrical flair he has... Uh...

Yellow from AvM/AvA? No, he's just smart.

Green is more my jazz (lmao)... Yeah okay that works, greens pretty close to what I would consider relatable for me. Unfortunately AvM/AvA lacks spoken dialogue and verbal communication which I could further look at how relatable he *may* be.

Uh... We got. Fuckin... Shit is that it? Really? Just Green? That's it? Wow... I really can't think of any other media I relate to.

THAT'S WHY I DON'T REALLY LIKE MUCH MEDIA FOR IT'S STORY! I have never once properly related to a main character in a story at any point. That's Why I find it so hard to get into things! Aside from interesting world building, which is more stimulating to my mind, I've never had a time where I actually, truly related to the main character(s) at any point. God damn.

Uh... Yeah... Anyone who sees this, could you point me in the direction of some good ADHD representation or Aromantic (not ace) media? I wish I could give more details about my personality and life for a better chance of getting something I relate to but uh... I would rather keep my online and offline identities separate.

Behold, my thoughts... For the second time.

the-cheese-man

Yeah, all of this.

the-cheese-man

It has come to my attention that arro allo media doesn't exist. And that I will probably never relate to a main character.

the-cheese-man

GUESS WHO STANDS CORRECTED BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

wildminti

This deleted scene killed me 😂 Imagine 4 years of this. Sleepover of all time LMAOOO

karvina

sanae-hypnosis

meburgers

making sonas

starrose17

Deleted scene

screamerlove

Family Picture.

the-muppet-joker

IF YOU ARE COMING TO MAKE SOCK PUPPETS WITH ME, BRING THE FOLLOWING. BE PREPARED:

Sock

Small piece of cardboard

Pencil

Scissors that you Trust

Hot Glue Gun

Gloves (for protection)

Googly eyes

Felt

Fake blood

Real blood

Someone who would never betray you

An open mind

the-cheese-man

I realize it is likely because of popular media nowadays but like. What, why are there so many trans women now. Just basically everywhere. NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING MIND YOU! I just like. Wha, when did Kudzu get here, and yeah wait shit that's a bad analogy Kudzu is an invasive species. Uh... I feel like I'm just gonna accidentally dig myself a hole if I try to explain anymore. Not that i dislike trans people, support trans people all the way fuck yeah, it's just... I don't relate to the media at all, and, although again, very cool, we love trans representation.

Okay I figured it out. I just struggle to find media I relate to, and, I have an eye for quality, and a fuck ton of good popular media nowadays tends to have trans stuff and or are trans allegories.

Where's the media I can relate to.

Again, nothing against the trans community, you all are amazing people and I wish you as much luck as you can towards your identity goals, and if you are already good in those goals then fuck yeah I still support you.

Behold, my unedited stream of thoughts.

ADHD sucks.

Shit maybe that's what I need, some good ADHD representation.

And some more non-ace aromantic representation. Haven't seen much of that in media, like... I can't think of anything... There's uh... TBSkyen, on YouTube... Pbbbt... Uhhh... Fuckin... Yea... No, that's all I can think of. And I haven't seen a good representative of ADHD (that didn't also have autism, which I do not have) in media since like... I think Bluey? Right? Bluey has ADHD right? Fuggin... Peter Parker? No not really, he's just smart, I can't think of any Peter Parker that was REALLY ADHD...

Isn't She Lovely is playing in the back of my head. I can never disassociate this song from trans media now.

Fuggin... Lackadaisy? Rocky (not PHM Rocky) feels ADHD-coded to me, though I think he has some other conditions aside from just ADHD, if at all... I relate to his music stuff, though I lack the theatrical flair he has... Uh...

Yellow from AvM/AvA? No, he's just smart.

Green is more my jazz (lmao)... Yeah okay that works, greens pretty close to what I would consider relatable for me. Unfortunately AvM/AvA lacks spoken dialogue and verbal communication which I could further look at how relatable he *may* be.

Uh... We got. Fuckin... Shit is that it? Really? Just Green? That's it? Wow... I really can't think of any other media I relate to.

THAT'S WHY I DON'T REALLY LIKE MUCH MEDIA FOR IT'S STORY! I have never once properly related to a main character in a story at any point. That's Why I find it so hard to get into things! Aside from interesting world building, which is more stimulating to my mind, I've never had a time where I actually, truly related to the main character(s) at any point. God damn.

Uh... Yeah... Anyone who sees this, could you point me in the direction of some good ADHD representation or Aromantic (not ace) media? I wish I could give more details about my personality and life for a better chance of getting something I relate to but uh... I would rather keep my online and offline identities separate.

Behold, my thoughts... For the second time.

the-cheese-man

Yeah, all of this.

to-proudly-go

Fastest way to get to your soulmate

belostomatidaekisser

nyenye0701

projecting my pains on him #makes me feel better activities. sorry rocky as collateral damage :(

ladywarlock03

Karaoke night gone wrong? (Part 2 here)

First time chucking a brick, kinda nervous haha.

The idea I had in mind was more complex but this is the best I can give y'all right now

pukicho

I never made a 3D model of a person before, so I tried free-handing one without a reference. I couldn't do it, because I'm not God, but for my first ever attempt at a human figure, I think it turned out okay!