The Championship Interview!
Introducing the exclusive first interview with the Top 10 Jeeps Baseball Club after they added yet another chip to the stack. What's good y'all it's your boy K Willy and I'm proud to present my interview with the Rally Caps league champions: Top10Jeeps.com...
K Willy:
What's Gucci, TTJ. Congratulations on another championship.
TTJ:
Ooooh weeeee! We did it y'all! We da best! TTJ we go hard! I just wanna thank all the jeep owners out there for believin in us, believin in the TTJ team. As you already know! We couldn't have done it without all my owners! Shout outs to Jacoby Ellsbury!! Roy The Boy, what's good homie! Desmond Jennings we see you baby! Dee Gordon you on fiyer son! Greinke what up! Felix what up! All my TTJ Team in the building!
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K Willy:
True true. I'm sayin.. all the fans is wonderin' how you even got in this league, fam. How'd you get ready for this league after being out the game for so long?
TTJ:
I mean, as you already know, you know what I'm sayin? The TTJ family BEEN running the fantasy game. That's just a fact. Tell me one other website out right now that's been dominating the game like us. Who grind harder than us. Tell me ONE! You can't.
I heard about a few of those rally cappers. They were apparently those dudes when it came to the fantasy baseball game. So when we got the invite to come out of retirement and then our first league is against rally caps, we said "Aiight. this could be a challenge for us. Rally Caps is on the comeup, they a hungry league."
You always hear people say "TTJ always dominate fantasy basketball, it's too easy". Then we go in on fantasy football, but then they say football is too big for TTJ - but it's the same size as fantasy baseball!! So fantasy football is too big for TTJ but not baseball? I don't know what they want from us.
K Willy:
Word is bond, fam. I'm sayin though.. y'all didn't have much experience in this here baseball game, right?
TTJ:
Well, as you already know, TTJ takes on all challengers. Everyone runs they mouth about how they gon' be the one to take the "oh" from our record. But imma tell you what - there ain't no blueprint on how to beat us. There was nothin' out there that was attractive enough for TTJ to come back to the game... but then Rally Caps got extra disrespectful, so of course we had to unretire the number and go in.
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K Willy:
So was any mans going at you in the league? Anyone talking shit on the message boards?
TTJ:
Actually no. The league was dead quiet. Like they were all shook by the presence. They all looked but no one said anything. Not a word. Although, it could have been because they didn't want to get verbally assassinated by trying to talk to us.
K Willy:
True. So yo. In the first round you drew Gym Tang. Take all the jeep owners out there through your mentality going into that week.
TTJ:
I mean, our last matchup of the season was against Gym Tang. We knew it was a potential round 1 preview so we doed what we do and we slapped him up. As you already KNOW. Thing is, we slapped him up so hard that we actually jumped UP a seed, which would have been a problem except we slapped him up so hard that he fell down a seed to the seed we was playin.. ya feel me? So we met in the first round and took a shit all over his team for the second week in a row. It wasn't a breeze by any means but we we're TTJ and we kept it on cruise control like when we roll and drive.
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K Willy:
So it ain't no thang? That's classic yo. But check this: I seen on Worldstar that you guys had a bit of a scare in round 2. Speak the truth.
TTJ:
See, the media like to blow things out of proportion. This is why we need our own urban media to put the truth out there instead of all these lies.
K Willy:
Word is bond.
TTJ:
Look. I don't even remember that off-brand team's name right now but he caught us during a re-up. So we slept for a bit. He had his opportunity and missed. Emptied his clip on a bunch of stepped on pitchers. It's true that some of the lower end TTJ staff actually had a meltdown on the message board because they thought we was done, but as the CEO I had to hold everyone together and right the ship.
It came down to the last day but as you already know, TTJ go hard under pressure so we clutched it out and prevailed as you already KNOW.
K Willy:
Aight now moving along... We went from a nail biter in the semis to one of the most one sided finals since the Kanye vs 50. Take the owners through it.
TTJ:
[Our opponent] Bong put up a worse showing in the finals than Lebron...
K Willy:
Yo TTJ, take it easy. That's the king you speakin' on.
TTJ:
Our bad. King James is the greatest of all time. He's the TTJ of the NBA. Anyway, we went at Bong as you already know. Abused his team on the scoreboard and on the message board. We went in on the whole league. Basically walked into their house and hung up pictures of our family. And they just let it happen, because really... what could they do?
K Willy:
One love. Now I hate to be that dude, but as you already know there are those who say that maybe you picked this league because you KNEW that you would dominate. That you ain't really lookin for the biggest challenges in the fantasy game. Can you speak on that?
TTJ:
See. I knew this would happen. You let people in a bit just to be polite and suddenly they think they know you. Well forget all that. Who is you to be asking me questions? NAH NAH NAAAHHH.. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AINT NEVER GIVE TTJ OUR FAIR SHAKE! YOU NEVER GIVE TTJ OUR FAIR SHAKE! YOU AINT NO FANTASY EXPERT! DID YOU EVER GET IN A LEAGUE YO SELF? DO YOU JEEP? I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO JEEP! YOU AINT NO FANTASY EXPERT! IM A FANTASY EXPERT! MY EMPLOYEE RIGHT HERE, LEONARD ENT3RPRYZE AIN'T NO EXPERT BY ANY MEANS BUT EVEN HE IS MORE OF A EXPERT THAN U! U AINT SHIT! YOU AINT KNOW ABOUT NO FANTASY! YAHOO SHOULD FIRE YO' ASS. WE OUTTA HERE!
Ooooh weeeee!! Now that was a hot interview!
