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Bob’s Huge Cock Truther

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I just finished reading your Bob fics on Ao3 🚬 Thank you very much for that material 🙏

Aww; thank ye

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came here from ao3 just to say thank you for your beautiful writing!!! your characterization of bob floyd has been by far my favourite out of all the ones ive seen!!! private tour was sooooo good i was geeking the whole time😭😭😭thank you for your service🫡

That’s very sweet of you! Thank you so much.

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Honey.

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CRYING WHERE ARE YOU

CRY HARDER

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Sorry that was rude. I just read all of your Bob fics on ao3! I'm not usually one for smut, but they were quite the read, I must say. I hope you come back and write more! But if not, that's OK too. I'll hold those fics dear to my heart.

Here is a secret: I have been aelibia the WHOLE TIME shhhhh this is just between you and me

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I didn’t forget about you I just abandoned you briefly to write IceMav anyway Bob’s cock is still huge so just hold up

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Cannot believe Bob’s Huge Cock is still getting so much attention. People just want to slut that man up so badly.

I do want to clarify though that while Bob’s Huge Cock is always canon, Jester’s Huge Cock is canonically the hugest.

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Hello there!

I just uhhhhh came over from AO3, and I am also apparently a whore for Bob. So, I'd love to talk to people about him, but I'm highkey still embarrassed by having gotten so into something like Top Gun. XD

No shame! Only feelings!

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Hii.. do you take requests? I wish you do but if you dont, then youre completely free to ignore this🤗. So i was thinking, well mostly inspired by this reel on instagram wheŕe people show their 2 kids. The first who is like the sweetest kid that makes you wanna have lots of kid and then the 2nd kid who is the complete opposite. That one reel with 'im high on crack' lyric?😆.

Maybe a Bob x reader where the 1st kid is a carbon copy of Bob's, the sweetness, the look, everything and the 2nd kid took after the reader's ?

God, im so sorry my explanation is a mess.. and thank u so much 💖💖

I do indeed take requests; it may be some time before I get to it since I have a lot of requests on my other blog as well! But it is jotted down.

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Bob had a very good night with reader; the next day he was such in a good mood that he forgot about hickies and scratch marks left on his body.

Remember in the first top gun where the boys share a shower/locker room? Well they probably still do. How do you think the squad would react to this?

Dude.

Fanboy Omaha

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Yale Payback

God I wish that were me

Coyote Harvard

I don't remember leaving those

Hangman Rooster

Again???

Phoenix, who just knows

He should take his cat to the groomer for a nail trim. I will give him a recommendation.

Fritz

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Is Bob the type to smack your ass in public? I bet he is and with a straight face.

You’re at the beach with him. Again. It’s available, it’s free, and both of you have reasons to be in the area, so why not? You’re trying not to overthink this whole thing before he leaves, because he will leave, and then where will that leave you, exactly?

He’s here with the other pilots, not alone, and you aren’t working, so you people watch. Or, more accurately, Bob people-watches his coworkers and you listen with barely-concealed glee. The things people say and do around this man because they assume it’ll go over his head are wild.

“And they just kept talking about it with you right there?”

“Just kept talking away. To be honest with you, my bewildered expression at the time was genuine. I have no idea what sounding is, and I have no intention of finding out what Harvard has to do with it. I’m assuming it’s something kinky, but why he was waxing eloquent about it to Yale is beyond me.”

“Well, I do know what sounding is, and you don’t want to know.”

“I’ll take your word for it,” Bob says, letting the matter go. It’s for his own good.

You point out one pilot in particular as they file out onto the sand--the tall one you think is obnoxious, good hair aside.

“What do you know about him?”

“Who, Jake?”

“Yeah.” You just want some dirt on this guy. Something you can hold in your head the next time he doesn’t tip. You won’t say anything (at least not until his last day here), but you like to feel petty sometimes. Especially when it comes to Certain Customers.

“I know a lot about Jake,” Bob says. “A whole lot.”

He’s trying to keep a straight face, but you can see the smile poking out when he raises a hand to cover his mouth, and the jig is up.

“Did you fuck him, too?” You are astounded. Flabbergasted. And your guess is right on the money.

“Hey, he came to me. Guys like him, they talk a big game, but they all want someone they think is soft and lovable in the end.”

“Are you soft and lovable?”

“The softest,” Bob says. He keeps the serious look steady this time.

“Sure,” you say. “Well, I have an idea.”

“What’s your idea?”

“You should go up and slap his ass. I want to see what he does.”

“Well, that’s not nice. And also sexual harassment.”

“I wasn’t finished,” you say, clearing your throat. “I want you to get him to ask you for the ass slap. Like, maybe he wants his ass claimed in public.”

Bob tilts his head back and laughs. “You’re nuts,” he says. “I like that about you.”

“Are you going to do it?”

“Out here in broad daylight? Why, I’m but a simple, wholesome man.”

You give Bob a Look. “That’s a goddamn lie. Come on, he always struts around the Hard Deck like he’s god’s gift to humanity. I’d love to see him getting taken down a peg.”

“He’s probably into that.”

“Bob.”

“All right, all right,” Bob says. He stands, brushes the sand off of his uniform, and prepares for battle. “It’ll take me a bit. I won’t do it if he’s drunk. That’s messed up.”

“Deal.”

It takes a few minutes. The Bob you know is careful, even if he’s a lot more friendly than he appears on the surface. Meeting new people is always hard on him; he’s admitted as much to you. Get on his level, and he’s fun. But nobody gets Full Bob on day one. Jake seems to have already gotten to know Bob on many, many levels; he watches Bob approach with a guarded expression, but he waves away the man he’s with to give Bob the time of day, which is something incredible all on its own. You wonder if Jake got the business just like you did, or if Bob was someone entirely different in bed with his peers.

Bob whispers something in Jake’s ear. Immediately, Jake reels back, an expression of utter scandal on his face. But he doesn’t back away. You think he’s probably the sort who doesn’t back away from a challenge. Probably, it gets him into trouble sometimes. Right now, all you’re hoping for is an ass slap.

And you get one. Jake appears deep in thought, and then he looks at Bob and nods, who nods back. Jake asks a question. Bob responds. A deal has been made. But then Bob turns away, walking back towards you. Jake now appears miffed, as though he’s been scorned like a regency woman whose dance card remains unfilled. Jake’s friend shrugs, and Jake himself turns away. That’s when Bob sneaks back up and lands a slap right on the money. Jake spits his drink out all over the sand. His friend bends in half laughing something that sounds a lot like, “I fucking knew it, Seresin.”

A triumphant hero returning to his part-time queen, Bob gives you a bow. “See? All bark. No bite.”

“He into that too?”

Bob laughs again, but this time, he doesn’t answer. Some things are better kept as secrets.

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Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?

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seeing incredible writers reblog this is wild

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Me talking to myself

Send Bob prompts don’t make me till this field alone. Bob being a slut is a community activity

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Hangman and his little frat boy intimidation routine. He could never stand up to the raw power of BOB, who—after deciding to destroy Bradley Bradshaw spiritually and emotionally—purchased a locally sourced goose, cleaned it, brined it, roasted it, and then brought it to TOPPEDGUN to eat slowly right in front of Bradley Bradshaw, all the while saying, “I’m eating your DAD, porn stache. He tastes SO GOOD.” Fucking Jake McSeriously wishes he could.

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Bob AI Headcanons

All right, EleutherAI bot. What are your thoughts about Bob from Top Gun: Maverick? Bold words are the prompt portion, everything else is what the AI filled in.

Bob from Top Gun: Maverick has a huge cock, and he wants to use it to fuck you. You're really into his big dick, so you let him fuck you in your ass, and he ends up cumming all over your face.

Off to a great start. Let’s keep going!

Bob from Top Gun: Maverick has a sex swing in his bedroom. The next day he hears the sex swing banging, and looks out to see the giant sex swing, and then out comes Jennifer Aniston.

God DAMN Bob. He pulls. Cougar bait over here, lads.

Bob from Top Gun: Maverick is socially awkward despite the huge cock. Is he gay?

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Bob from Top Gun: Maverick had never been airsick, not even during fighter pilot training. But the day he had to go up in the belly of the C-5 Galaxy was a different story. He’d never heard of the C-5 Galaxy, and he’d never been airsick. But the C-5 is the largest military transport aircraft in the world, and the bile he was about to throw up was a mixture of scotch, beer, and other beverages. He’d been on missions all over the world, including Iraq and Afghanistan, and he’d always done his job, no matter how tough it was. This mission was different. It

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It was a completely new experience for him, and he had to be ready to deal with anything that might come up. His flight crew was supposed to be an experienced crew, but he was a little nervous, anyway. He’d never been airsick, and the idea of being airsick while he was flying a mission scared him a little. He’d never been airsick before, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t going to be a problem for him. He’d been in the Navy for six years, and his experience flying everything from a P-3 Orion to a P 

The P-3 Orion? The four-engine, turboprop anti-submarine and maritime surveillance aircraft developed for the United States Navy and introduced in the 1960s?

P-8 Poseidon had been great. And he’d been in the cockpit of every kind of aircraft in the Navy, from the Navy F-14 Tomcat to the Navy F-18 Hornet. He’d been in the cockpit of every kind of fighter, from the F-14 Tomcat to the F-18 Hornet. He’d flown a helicopter, an EA-6B Prowler, an Osprey, a C-17 Globemaster, and he’d even been in the cockpit of an F-16 Fighting Falcon. But the C-

Bob you are scaring me

C-5 Galaxy was different. The C-5 is the largest military transport aircraft in the world. It’s longer than a football field, and it’s got the widest wingspan of any military aircraft. The C-5 carries loads of weapons and supplies from one base to another, and it’s used to move troops from one country to another. In the Gulf War, the C-5 was used to deliver troops to Kuwait. The C-5 was used to fly supplies to troops in Somalia, and it was used to fly troops into Somalia to help fight the civil war there.

Bob were you involved in the United Nations intervention to halt the Somali Civil War, a mission that took place in the early to mid 1990s?

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Bob is a reddit mod of r/bigdickproblems. Change my mind.

I wail and gnash my teeth in the presence of this objective truth. There is nothing to be done for it