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I'm happy as long as Damon Albarn or John Lennon are getting their arseholes destroyed. Britpop sideblog of @the-cicatrixee-guild ao3 — BeatlebumOnThePops

[topperpopper]

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This is an rpf side blog, so if you wanna be mutuals, you'll see @the-cicatrixee-guild follow you, like your posts, all the stuff that can't be done on side blogs.

About Me:

Gilda!

She/her

I write fanfiction and I make maybe 1 piece of fanart a year (which is funny because I'm substantially better trained in art but it's like this because I can't get digital art to work for me like traditional but for some reason, my brain just doesn't like the idea of making fanart on paper. also it feels like time is slipping away from me and I don't have time to draw but somehow I have time to write.)

These will only work if you search within my blog, ofc:

For the art I made (finished, doodles, WIPs): #my art

Fics/stories I wrote (ao3 links, where all my fics are blue locked/registered users only so AI doesn't scrape my work. I won't post the full fics here. Also snippets): #my writing

Link to my ao3 is in the profile bio thingy

Nothing else so far, maybe I'll make more for if I get into more fandoms besides Beatles and Blur/liamon or if I make a lot of investigative/research heavy posts.

Can't promise I'll always remember the tags

[starsapphire]

stop blocking me. i want to reblog your poast

[topperpopper]

Liamon ship dynamic:

I'm beating up Liam but Damon is the one whimpering and sobbing pathetically #empath or something

[topperpopper]

Need 2 stop projecting onto Damon Albarn when I write

Also. (90s) Damon is like highly emotional yet emotionally repressed it's really funny like it comes out in outbursts of emotions like uncontrollable sobbing or like he starts getting weirdly passionate/agitated talking about specific topics

And he can be charismatic and extroverted yet fails to connect with people the way neurotypical people just do

Ummm yeah and he might try to over-curate his image/how people perceive him (like denying lots of things ppl say abt him and making specific facts very known like how he doesn't have a phone??) but then he will also be very honest and overshare to much at times. He's not being fake he's just. Juggling a lot of things socially and always trying to prove himself

I may be wrong but um that's the vibe I get from him. From one ADHD brain to another. I don't know the bloke

also choosing the gift that fuels ur hyperfixation over a holiday is so real Damon I'd do that too

[evieabnormal]

Anyone know any liamon fics with ACTUAL good characterisations? I feel like i’ve read all the good ones and i need one that does my babies right

[topperpopper]

u may have already read these but whatever

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72582356/chapters/189027021 football AU fic where Damon is the manager and Liam is the striker. I think they're done pretty well but mainly Damon and his existentialism and bitterness I love him

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4491964 the series of all time

https://archiveofourown.org/users/abstrct/pseuds/abstrct/works?fandom_id=22593762 this author does it pretty well from memory

I think the key is to write em both assuming they have ADHD but fairly different types lmao (they share the trait of being lowkey petty)

[topperpopper]

I've been a silly girl and I started writing a liamon fic where Damon fantasises about being fried and eaten by Liam (i watched Hannibal) (surgery kink fic coming out 2028 and I'm qualified to write that as a sickly Victorian child who has had 10+ surgeries and for some reason was always really excited about them)

Liam's gonna be super submissive top abt it and do exactly as he's told

[topperpopper]

Looked at the course fees for uni got me feeling like Jarvis Cocker singing hit single Common People

[topperpopper]

Celebrity stan culture but it's me and the original purple wiggle, Jeff Fatt

[albarnzx]

I listened to essex dogs by blur for the first time and tell me why my ears are being blessed by Damon’s voice..

[topperpopper]

recommended it to my friend (are you looking 👁️ I think you might be. I'll make you see it) who isn't a blur fan or britpop fan and he probably fell into addiction... I feel like Renton when he got Tommy hooked on skag in Trainspotting and I'm very sorry for contaminating his youtube feed with britpop videos and if he likes this post, his Tumblr will be contaminated too (this was the master plan) (this is the power of Essex Dogs)

[neverbelievethehype]

IM CRYING THEY ALL LOOK SO STUPID

[topperpopper]

"I better end up in y'all's liamon fic rec lists," I say, with 2 unfinished fics, 1 piece of utter bullshit and 1 that's tagged with gore and body horror. All of them are blue locked (restricted to people with ao3 accounts, so nobody can see it logged out)

I'm so good tho trust meeee

snippets aha

On a less unserious note, I've been wanting to write more but I've been overtaken by exams and projects and uni applications so haha... Started working on a part 2 of my latest fic (to love me is to suffer me - beatlebumonthepops (cicatrixee)) cause I got a silly little idea and that fic is the second best thing I've ever written so yes it's 1/1 chapters rn but that'll change

[grotesqui]

NEVER FORGET THAT PAUL IS TALLER THAN JOHN. NEVER FORGET. U CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT.

[xo-cherrycola]

get back in a nutshell

[topperpopper]

So true op I'm gonna make that Missy's nickname for him in Tomodachi Life

[getajobcop]

what is his PROBLEM

[topperpopper]

i knowww it's the sword swallowing part we're focusing on and chess!?!? Damon.. ccould bbbe PROSPERO he could PLAY PROSPERO IN A PRODUCTION OF THE TEMPEST I could write Damon Albarn fanfiction in a Tempest AU where Missy Albarn is Miranda or Ariel anyways I'll shutthefuckupnow

its THEATRE

[topperpopper]

while i fangirl over british music, i will NEVER forgive britain for destroying the Indian textile industry. I'm a sewing and fashion person and there's so much textile history that comes from India and that shit got destroyed

[agofsorrows]