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Boring. Low achiever. Likes to Drink.

[fairycosmos]

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[catchymemes]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[flora-collective]

capitalism in and of itself is inherently ableist. if society and status is made up of what a person can contribute to society, and the value of a person is built around the amount of labor you can do there are going to be people who cannot do those things, whether that be because of physical disability or mental disability or illness, and that will always put them at an unfair disadvantage due to something they cannot control.

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thegirlwiththegatsbytattoo-deac]

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[word-salad-yo-mama-jokes]

Yo Mama so fuck it

[achillesinhighheels]

[dogpuppy]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[throathole]

You have to be fucking kidding me. These are all Dr Seuss words. You’re communicating with me from the Dr Seuss dimension.

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.