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20. Multi-Fandom. Mostly Supernatural. Feel free to talk to me about anything!

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it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

[therustyskull]

Is it too early to start this up again?

[therustyskull]

It is also time for incest coffee Christmas!

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This is the worst Christmas tradition America has shared with the rest of us by far

[stemroses]

Wait…

Wait what?

Does anyone have a link to the commercial

Hold on

Hold what?

[stemroses]

Oh my fuck I googled it

Bro’s

I’m deadddddd

https://youtu.be/dA0oeQcNCBU

Bro’s I-

I’m actually choking I can’t

[pleasedonthurtcjstar]

I found this yesterday so ig it’s time to spread it here

Funnniest shit I’ve ever watched

[previouslysaltyfandombrat]

What the fuck did I just watch

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[sethlord]

The content I’m here for

[jawncharles]

who is he

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[dasakuryo]

(insp.)

[thebeautyinbeautiful]

[thegarden-keeper]

Paralleles  

Ahsoka Tano & The Skywalkers

[torig3216]

Having a two minute interaction with my oldest niece reminds me why I don’t want kids....

I literally just told a nine year old I’m not speaking to you because you’re being rude.

[torig3216]

*Roommate steps up to my closed door*

Me as she gets ready to knock: you’re good come in.

A opening my door slowly: how did you know I was outside your door?

Me: I’m a Jedi.

A: o...Kay... are you good at fixing things? (I’ve literally fixed 90% of our problems at the house)

Me: what kinda things? Cause I can fix walls and doors and such but I can’t fix myself. I might be able to fix you but probably not.

A: I hate you.

Me: yeah, same.

[soccialcreature]

My favorite thing about Solo now is seeing how scared everyone is of Darth Maul. Like that Drayden Voss guy is all “u know who i answer to so u better not fuck up” and qi’ra is like “oh shit ya u rite” meanwhile EVERY TIME ahsoka interacts with him shes just like “u little bitch. If u even BREATHE in my direction i will stab u w my lasersword”

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

[torig3216]

*Me before the self isolation jokingly says I need a sugar daddy and says I’m gonna sell feet pics*

*Me during self isolation makes profile for sugar babies and starts looking at the guidelines for selling feet pics*

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if I was a Jedi and had Obi Wan near me lord knows I’ll break the Jedi Code for him I mean.... JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! SCREW THE CODE

[torig3216]

*Having a McDonald’s picnic in my room with two of my roomies*

A: do you think if I ate a chicken nugget laying down I’d choke?

Me: nah you’d be fine.

D: I think you can do it.

A: *quietly* Damn

[torig3216]

Chef Matt just told me he misses us and this is the nicest thing he’s said to me. Then he called me the queen of nonsense and that seems more like him.

[torig3216]

I literally just screamed at my roommate because she was watching force awakens for the third but has NEVER SEEN THE PREQUELS!

A: I just wanna see Kylo

Me: screw Kylo we’ll watch him tomorrow I need to watch obi wan now!

Incase you were wondering I won

[protectspock]

Loving the idea of earth cryptids/folklore monsters being real only the humans have no idea until after first contact.

[protectspock]

Vulcans: Our scientists have questions about the small nocturnal portion of your population that drinks blood and appears virtually immortal. Is there a name for this sub-species?

Humans: THE WHAT?!?!?

[count-spicula]

Klingon ambassador: "We have noticed your Starfleet has no officers who are Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD. Why would you not recruit such fine and obviously powerful members of your population?"

Terran ambassador: "I'm sorry, what? The translator isn't catching that phrase."

Klingon ambassador: "Your Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD. You know, the ones who change with your lunar cycles."

Terran ambassador's assistant: "Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD? The...wolf men?"

Terran ambassador: "THE WHAT?"

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Bajorans: we are very curious about why you have exiled the sub-species with the large extremities to the woods?

Humans: I'm sorry, what?

Bajorans: the hairy people with the big feet?

Humans: ?!

Bajorans: Homo erectus... sasquatchii?

[redsparrow12]

Backround human cadet, wearing mothman boxers under their uniform: I fucking KNEW IT

[torig3216]

*Me talking about my love for Ewan McGregor*

A:*completely straight faced* Adam Driver could punch me in the face and I would thank him.

Me: I’d say the same for Ewan but he’d never punch a woman. I’d still ask him to though honestly.

A: Adam could crush me into the ground like H. R. Pickens.